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November 27, 2013You Are a Gravy Boat
February 10, 2010A Motivational Speaker Explains Why Excellence Matters
May 13, 2008A Pep Talk for the New Pair of Shorts I Will Wear Every Day This Summer
December 11, 2007Blake, Alec Baldwin’s Character From the Movie Version of Glengarry Glen Ross, Motivates Some Fourth-Graders
November 27, 2006An 8-Foot Submarine Sandwich Gives Himself a Pep Talk
December 8, 2004In the Locker Room at Halftime