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All posts tagged

pharmacists

April 29, 2021

The Self-Checkout Machine at CVS Gaslights You

by McKayley Gourley
December 6, 2019

Memory Tricks for My Medications, or Why My Pharmacist Hates Me

by Sasha Stewart and Sara Gilanchi

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September 2, 2021

Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks

by Wendy Molyneux
September 7, 2021

A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks

by Victor Ray
October 9, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 8, 2021

Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax

by Kathryn Baecht

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September 17, 2021

Our Faculty Success Initiative Redefines Everything You Thought You Knew About “Faculty” and “Success”

by Andrew Berish
September 17, 2021

Adam and Eve Decide Who Should Be in Charge of Childbirth

by Briana Hansen
September 16, 2021

The Founders Would Like to Remind You They’ve Been Dead for Nearly Two Hundred Years

by Patrick Crooks
September 16, 2021

Updated COVID Guidelines: A Flow Chart Wrapped in a Riddle Shrouded in a Clusterfuck

by Brett Shollenberger