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All posts tagged
poetry
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March 10, 2011List: A Series of Haiku from a Shift at Starbucks
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March 3, 2011“Song of Myself 2011: Celebrity Heiress Edition.”
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January 6, 2011List: Things I Have Needed to Google While Writing Poems to Turn In to My MFA Workshop
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September 14, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: AT&T sucks something awful. / They’re terrible. / Spotty service really tests my heart rate. / Text messages = horrible. / AT&T, stop sucking. / The iPhone’s not enough
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August 26, 2010List: Great Moments in Product-Placement Poetry
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July 27, 2010This is Just to Say That I’m Tired of Sharing an Apartment With William Carlos Williams
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July 13, 2010Tweet
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June 4, 2010Weekend at Rumi’s
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March 18, 2010Chaucer Tweets the South By Southwest Festival
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February 19, 2010Conversations at a Wartime Café: Conversation 12: Calla y Calla
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe