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poisons
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January 24, 2018Charlie and the Tide Pod Factory
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July 11, 2016Our Combination Butter Substitute, Face Lotion, Insecticide is 100% Säfe.™
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June 30, 2016I’m Taking Sorry Out of My Vocabulary
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October 14, 2011History Will Thank Us for Determining Which Mushrooms are Poisonous
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October 4, 2002The Cyanide Came In The Mail
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February 27, 2002The Proper Response
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 1, 2018List: Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women In Your Life This Week
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 12, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Daily Disaster
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October 12, 2018We Regret to Inform You That We Won’t Be Publishing Your Gym Advice