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All posts tagged
poisons
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January 24, 2018Charlie and the Tide Pod Factory
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July 11, 2016Our Combination Butter Substitute, Face Lotion, Insecticide is 100% Säfe.™
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June 30, 2016I’m Taking Sorry Out of My Vocabulary
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October 14, 2011History Will Thank Us for Determining Which Mushrooms are Poisonous
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October 4, 2002The Cyanide Came In The Mail
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February 27, 2002The Proper Response
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class