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All posts tagged

poisons

January 24, 2018

Charlie and the Tide Pod Factory

by Dan Caprera
July 11, 2016

Our Combination Butter Substitute, Face Lotion, Insecticide is 100% Säfe.™

by Matt Baca
June 30, 2016

I’m Taking Sorry Out of My Vocabulary

by Bizzy Coy
October 14, 2011

History Will Thank Us for Determining Which Mushrooms are Poisonous

by Sam Kemmis
October 4, 2002

The Cyanide Came In The Mail

by Joshuah Bearman
February 27, 2002

The Proper Response

by Aaron Stoker-Ring

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February 12, 2020

Who Said It: Mike Bloomberg or Lucille Bluth?

by Laura Slade Lewis
February 13, 2018

If Literature’s “Complicated Men” Were On Tinder

by Sarah Chevallier
January 24, 2020

Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead

by Lucy Huber and Joanna Davis
February 12, 2016

The Pagan Origins of Valentine’s Day

by Kathryn Doyle

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February 18, 2020

We Have Exciting Deals On Your Child’s School Photos — We Also Have Your Child

by Tom Russell
February 18, 2020

What Your Dog’s Breed Says About You, Part 2

by Holly Theisen-Jones
February 18, 2020

I’m the Coroner In the Game of Clue, and My Job Is a Lot Harder Than You’d Think

by Juliana Gray
February 17, 2020

17 Timeless Presidential Quotes About Your Bathroom Renovation

by José Avelino Gilles Corbett Lourenço