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All posts tagged
poisons
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January 24, 2018Charlie and the Tide Pod Factory
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July 11, 2016Our Combination Butter Substitute, Face Lotion, Insecticide is 100% Säfe.™
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June 30, 2016I’m Taking Sorry Out of My Vocabulary
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October 14, 2011History Will Thank Us for Determining Which Mushrooms are Poisonous
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October 4, 2002The Cyanide Came In The Mail
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February 27, 2002The Proper Response
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian