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portals

August 25, 2020

Reasons to Visit Ashtabula, Ohio, Other Than It Being Mentioned In Bob Dylan’s “You’re Going to Make Me Lonesome When You Go”

by Josh Long
January 2, 2002

Probable Locations of Trans-Dimensional Portals

by Neil Kelley

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May 13, 2022

Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children

by Susan Perabo
November 13, 2018

If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed
May 18, 2022

A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem

by Tyler Gooch
May 13, 2022

A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage

by Carlos Greaves

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May 20, 2022

How Oizys, Greek Goddess of Misery, Spends Her Sundays

by Dan Toomey
May 20, 2022

My Prediction That Political Attacks Against Me Will Escalate Has Nothing to Do With Me Exposing Myself to a Flight Attendant

by Devorah Blachor
May 20, 2022

Diseases All Woodmont Alumni from 1971 to 2021 Should Immediately Be Screened For

by Jason Roeder and Mike Sacks
May 20, 2022

Babies Need to Pull Themselves Up by Their Tiny Bootstraps

by Bobbie Armstrong