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president
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 22, 2024Sherwin-Williams Paint Color or Potential Kamala Harris Running Mate?
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February 17, 2012What It’s Like Being President, Metaphorically Speaking
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November 10, 2005Hiding the Ball in Presidential Interviews: How the Liberal Media Can Finally Ask the Questions They’re Dying to Ask
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March 6, 2001The History of Karate
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February 1, 2001Starting Over With Pat Nixon
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January 19, 2001A Tale Of Two Presidents
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April 24, 2000The President and the Baby
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November 29, 1999Losers’ Auction.
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September 27, 1999My Life with Ronald Reagan.
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner
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October 31, 2024I’m Voting for Trump Because of the Things He Says He’ll Do, Which I Don’t Actually Believe He’ll Do