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All posts tagged
professor
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April 19, 2018A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries
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November 9, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 13: On Hardheads
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September 13, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 12: On Time Monkeys
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June 24, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 11: On Geedunk and Geegaws
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May 26, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 10: On Repose
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April 25, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 9: On Banality
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February 28, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 8: On Desire
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March 25, 1999Three Letters
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 28, 2020Yes, One of Nyarlathotep’s Nether-Daemons Escaped With Vital News From the Room of Gnashing Misery, But Is it Really All That Important to Hear Their Horrific Tale?
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January 28, 2020Democrats Must Appeal to the Tiny Margin of People Who Voted for Trump and Might Be Open to Supporting a Moderate Democrat in 2020
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January 28, 2020How to Find Your Correct Bra Size
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January 28, 2020Why Cover Letters Are Such an Important Part of Building a Miniature Town Made of Paper