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All posts tagged
professor
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April 19, 2018A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries
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November 9, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 13: On Hardheads
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September 13, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 12: On Time Monkeys
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June 24, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 11: On Geedunk and Geegaws
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May 26, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 10: On Repose
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April 25, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 9: On Banality
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February 28, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 8: On Desire
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March 25, 1999Three Letters
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May 21, 2020A Note From Your University About Its Plans for Next Semester
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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May 15, 2020A University President Responds to Those Who Have Suggested the School Should Dip Into the Endowment
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May 12, 2020Here’s How Time Works Now
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June 1, 2020I Am Your Progressive Mayor and I Think We Need to Cut Our Roving Death Squads a Bit of Slack
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