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All posts tagged
professor
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April 19, 2018A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries
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November 9, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 13: On Hardheads
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September 13, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 12: On Time Monkeys
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June 24, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 11: On Geedunk and Geegaws
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May 26, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 10: On Repose
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April 25, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 9: On Banality
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February 28, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 8: On Desire
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March 25, 1999Three Letters
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 19, 2025I Gave a Thousand Typewriters to a Thousand Monkeys, but Instead of Hamlet, They Just Keep Writing Sylvia Plath’s The Bell Jar
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February 18, 2025Thanks to Our New Efficiency Czar, the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Is Saving More Money Than Ever
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February 18, 2025We Are Ending Our DEI Program at Four Loko
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February 18, 2025It’s a Snow Day, Welcome to Hell