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All posts tagged
professor
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April 19, 2018A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries
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November 9, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 13: On Hardheads
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September 13, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 12: On Time Monkeys
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June 24, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 11: On Geedunk and Geegaws
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May 26, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 10: On Repose
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April 25, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 9: On Banality
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February 28, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 8: On Desire
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March 25, 1999Three Letters
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell