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All posts tagged

shuruku-umezawa

November 3, 2008

Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja—Installment Five: The Final Chapter

by Eric Feezell
January 24, 2008

Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja—Installment Two

by Eric Feezell
December 5, 2007

Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja— Installment Four

by Eric Feezell
June 27, 2007

Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja— Installment Three

by Eric Feezell
July 24, 2006

Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja

by Eric Feezell

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April 30, 2020

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by Madeleine Trebenski
June 30, 2020

Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine

by Sally Miller and Julie Vick
June 26, 2020

A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking

by Juliana Gray
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The 6 Books Donald Trump Is Reading This Summer

by Wendi Aarons and Mariana Olenko

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by megan shub
July 10, 2020

Security Questions for Academics Approaching the Fall 2020 Semester

by Shannon Reed

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