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All posts tagged
socrates
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October 26, 2017Extract from Plato’s
Republic: On That Which is Correct Politically -
September 2, 2015Taylor Swift: A Socratic Dialogue
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February 17, 2015Prominent Philosophers’ GRE Essay Prompts
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October 2, 2014Socrates Addresses the County School Board
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February 28, 2014Socrates On the Red Carpet
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February 13, 2014List: The New York Post Covers the Trial of Socrates
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May 19, 2010Socrates and Glaucon on the Home Shopping Network
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June 4, 2009List: Items Available at the Socratic Deli & Grocery
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April 10, 2008List: Uncircumcised Men Speak About Their Foreskins
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June 13, 2019Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing
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June 7, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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June 11, 2019Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell
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June 12, 2019How to Stage Your Own Death So Your Husband Understands How Much Work You Do