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songs
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September 17, 2004Songs That Wouldn’t Have Been Hits If They’d Been Grammatically Correct
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September 16, 2004Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Proper Selections for the Roster of a National League Baseball Team Consisting of Fictional Characters From Beatles Songs, Post – Rubber Soul
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August 30, 2004John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Letter to Elvis Presley From His Hound Dog
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August 25, 2004VH1’s Top 10 Songs of the Last 25 Years, Rearranged Into Eight Better Songs
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August 19, 2004Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Bathtub Gin” by Phish
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August 13, 2004Whitney Houston Song Titles With “Love” Replaced by “Drug(s).”
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July 28, 2004An Open Letter to Chris Robinson, Lead Singer of the Black Crowes
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July 21, 2004Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Do You Realize??” by the Flaming Lips
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July 20, 2004John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Memo to the Sultans of Swing, From Their Booking Agent
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June 29, 2004An Aging Kelis, Years from Now, Reflects on a Milkshake Long Expired, but How the Boys, Ah, the Boys Remain
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