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All posts tagged
soup
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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April 23, 2024In Retrospect, Hiring Macbeth as Our Tinned Soup Ambassador Was a Bad Idea
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November 14, 2022Soups Are My Only Personality Trait Until Christmas
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October 31, 2022The Estate of Édouard Manet Wishes to Remind Museum Visitors That the Best Way to Prevent Climate Change Is to Throw Bucket After Bucket of Hot Sloppy Soup on the Eminently Mediocre Paintings of That Son of a Bitch Monet
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September 9, 2021As the Author of This Sex Column, I Assure You, I Have Had Sex Before
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October 1, 2018My Husband, Senator Ted Cruz, Is Just a Regular Guy
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July 9, 2015The Brothel: A Review
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August 3, 2011My Codpiece Smells Like Soup
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May 6, 2008Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Bread Bowl
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June 20, 2006Disneyland Rides If Disney Were Bought Out by the Campbell Soup Company
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May 19, 2025A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine
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May 20, 2025The Problem with My City Is That It’s a City
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter Is a Tragedy
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May 22, 2025On My Deathbed, I Have Just One Regret: Not Spending More Time Resetting Passwords
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