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All posts tagged
soup
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April 23, 2024In Retrospect, Hiring Macbeth as Our Tinned Soup Ambassador Was a Bad Idea
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November 14, 2022Soups Are My Only Personality Trait Until Christmas
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October 31, 2022The Estate of Édouard Manet Wishes to Remind Museum Visitors That the Best Way to Prevent Climate Change Is to Throw Bucket After Bucket of Hot Sloppy Soup on the Eminently Mediocre Paintings of That Son of a Bitch Monet
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September 9, 2021As the Author of This Sex Column, I Assure You, I Have Had Sex Before
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October 1, 2018My Husband, Senator Ted Cruz, Is Just a Regular Guy
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July 9, 2015The Brothel: A Review
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August 3, 2011My Codpiece Smells Like Soup
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May 6, 2008Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Bread Bowl
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June 20, 2006Disneyland Rides If Disney Were Bought Out by the Campbell Soup Company
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May 4, 2006Jokes by Brian Beatty: Um, Good and What Was I Thinking?
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 17, 2024The Problem with American College Campuses Is That I Desperately Miss Being Young
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September 17, 2024Of Course We’re Going to Keep Feeding the Grizzly Bear
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September 16, 2024Faculty Meeting Icebreakers
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September 16, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Changed a Thing