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All posts tagged

substitute-teachers

October 15, 2014

The Wisdom of a Cool Substitute High School Teacher

by Gunnar Wray
June 9, 2014

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Remedial kids aren’t ‘dumb’—just chronically goofy. Until frontal lobotomies become commonplace, educators dutifully remain S.O.L.”

by Kent Woodyard
March 7, 2011

H.P. Lovecraft’s First Day as a Substitute Teacher at Arkham Junior High School

by Daniel Casey

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May 18, 2020

I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging

by Emily Flake
October 20, 2020

Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call

by Taylor Kay Phillips, Casey Rand, Sasha Stewart, and Kate Villa
October 9, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
October 27, 2020

949 Topics to Discuss With Undecided Voters

by Dave Eggers

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October 28, 2020

For the Voter Who’s Never Voted Before But Can

by Atsuko Okatsuka
October 28, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 952

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
October 28, 2020

Political Fundraising Emails From Middle-earth

by Keith Rubin
October 28, 2020

In This House, We Believe…

by Sam Kimelman