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teenagers
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March 21, 2008A 1980s Teen Sex Comedy Becomes Politically Uncomfortable
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June 20, 2007An Elmwood Forest High School Special Report: Susan Mary Kovolski Thinks She’d Make a Great Prom Date
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April 26, 2007A Grumpy Teenager Visits Atlantis
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January 19, 2006The Pretentious 17-Year-Old’s Guide To Dating
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October 15, 2004Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Magic Carpet Ride” by Steppenwolf
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March 9, 2004Rejected Titles for Teen-Health Pamphlets
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February 24, 2004Not-Yet-Aired Anti-teen Smoking Ads Sponsored by Phillip Morris
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August 5, 2002Actual Responses by My Fourteen-Year-Old Japanese Students to the Prompts “In the Future, I Want to Be…” and “Because…”
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December 12, 2001Four Under Twenty Whom You Need Not Watch.
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January 17, 2000Words from a Magnetic Poetry Set
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