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All posts tagged
toothpaste
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May 29, 2014The Toothbrush You Just Threw Away Has Some Questions About the Seven 12-oz. Mountain Dews in Your Trash
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March 13, 2006Mouthwash Commercials Taken to Their Logical Conclusion
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February 3, 20061997: The Year Tooth Whitening Broke
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August 17, 2004Reasons to Use the New Aquafresh Extreme Clean Toothpaste with Micro-active Foaming Action (from Advertisements, News Releases, and the Product-Safety Data Sheet)
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May 21, 2020A Note From Your University About Its Plans for Next Semester
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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May 12, 2020Here’s How Time Works Now
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May 15, 2020A University President Responds to Those Who Have Suggested the School Should Dip Into the Endowment
