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toothpaste

May 29, 2014

The Toothbrush You Just Threw Away Has Some Questions About the Seven 12-oz. Mountain Dews in Your Trash

by Nate Dern
March 13, 2006

Mouthwash Commercials Taken to Their Logical Conclusion

by Mike Richardson-Bryan
February 3, 2006

1997: The Year Tooth Whitening Broke

by Dan Kennedy
August 17, 2004

Reasons to Use the New Aquafresh Extreme Clean Toothpaste with Micro-active Foaming Action (from Advertisements, News Releases, and the Product-Safety Data Sheet)

by Cheryl Bowles

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September 12, 2019

16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40

by Liz Alterman
May 4, 2012

Airplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants

by Wendi Aarons
November 29, 2017

End of Semester Bingo

by Mejdulene Shomali
August 31, 2012

My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes

by Matt Bell

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December 6, 2019

People Are Flushing Toilets 10 times, 15 times

by Donald J. Trump
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The Department of Homeland Security’s Preparedness Guide for Your Ten-Year High School Reunion

by Kelly Dickinson
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Memory Tricks for My Medications, or Why My Pharmacist Hates Me

by Sasha Stewart and Sara Gilanchi
December 6, 2019

Herr Drosselmeyer, It Grieves Me to Disinvite You and Your Nutcracker from Future Holiday Parties

by Audrey Burges