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All posts tagged
transcripts
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April 24, 2019A Rough Transcript of Every Interview With Pete Buttigieg
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March 17, 2008The Focus Group’s Transcript for My Prospective Garage Sale
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December 12, 2006After Drinking Too Many Martinis At Lunch, Old Man Potter, Unwisely Acting As His Own Attorney, Delivers His Closing Remarks To A Bedford Falls Jury
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November 30, 2006Andy Rooney Will Seat You Now
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November 6, 2006The Race For Junior Class Vice President Goes Negative
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September 26, 2006Hugo Chávez May Have Anger Management Issues
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September 12, 2006An Overheard Conversation At The Suburban Neighborhood Pool, If The Suburban Neighborhood Pool Were In Deadwood
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September 5, 2006Charlie Brown Has Never Knowingly Taken Steroids
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July 17, 2006We Must Never Forget Whatever Happened Here Today
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March 3, 2006The Calls Of Cthulhu
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes