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All posts tagged
transcripts
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April 24, 2019A Rough Transcript of Every Interview With Pete Buttigieg
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March 17, 2008The Focus Group’s Transcript for My Prospective Garage Sale
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December 12, 2006After Drinking Too Many Martinis At Lunch, Old Man Potter, Unwisely Acting As His Own Attorney, Delivers His Closing Remarks To A Bedford Falls Jury
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November 30, 2006Andy Rooney Will Seat You Now
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November 6, 2006The Race For Junior Class Vice President Goes Negative
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September 26, 2006Hugo Chávez May Have Anger Management Issues
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September 12, 2006An Overheard Conversation At The Suburban Neighborhood Pool, If The Suburban Neighborhood Pool Were In Deadwood
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September 5, 2006Charlie Brown Has Never Knowingly Taken Steroids
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July 17, 2006We Must Never Forget Whatever Happened Here Today
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March 3, 2006The Calls Of Cthulhu
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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September 21, 2022An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
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September 28, 2022It Isn’t Misinformation If It’s Phrased as a Series of Completely Unhinged Rhetorical Questions
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September 28, 2022Let Guided by Voices Title Your Masters Thesis
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September 28, 2022Lyfjaberg Gets Taken by Eminent Domain
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September 27, 2022The White House’s Plan to Cancel Student Loan Debt Will Cost—Who Cares? Money Is Made Up and We Spend Twice That Much on the Military Every Year