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transcripts
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April 24, 2019A Rough Transcript of Every Interview With Pete Buttigieg
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March 17, 2008The Focus Group’s Transcript for My Prospective Garage Sale
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December 12, 2006After Drinking Too Many Martinis At Lunch, Old Man Potter, Unwisely Acting As His Own Attorney, Delivers His Closing Remarks To A Bedford Falls Jury
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November 30, 2006Andy Rooney Will Seat You Now
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November 6, 2006The Race For Junior Class Vice President Goes Negative
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September 26, 2006Hugo Chávez May Have Anger Management Issues
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September 12, 2006An Overheard Conversation At The Suburban Neighborhood Pool, If The Suburban Neighborhood Pool Were In Deadwood
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September 5, 2006Charlie Brown Has Never Knowingly Taken Steroids
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July 17, 2006We Must Never Forget Whatever Happened Here Today
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March 3, 2006The Calls Of Cthulhu
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead
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March 21, 2025American History Lessons Edited to Comply with Anti-DEI Standards
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March 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: The Process: Judy Baca, Generation on Fire, 2023