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All posts tagged
transcripts
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April 24, 2019A Rough Transcript of Every Interview With Pete Buttigieg
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March 17, 2008The Focus Group’s Transcript for My Prospective Garage Sale
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December 12, 2006After Drinking Too Many Martinis At Lunch, Old Man Potter, Unwisely Acting As His Own Attorney, Delivers His Closing Remarks To A Bedford Falls Jury
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November 30, 2006Andy Rooney Will Seat You Now
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November 6, 2006The Race For Junior Class Vice President Goes Negative
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September 26, 2006Hugo Chávez May Have Anger Management Issues
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September 12, 2006An Overheard Conversation At The Suburban Neighborhood Pool, If The Suburban Neighborhood Pool Were In Deadwood
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September 5, 2006Charlie Brown Has Never Knowingly Taken Steroids
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July 17, 2006We Must Never Forget Whatever Happened Here Today
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March 3, 2006The Calls Of Cthulhu
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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