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All posts tagged
umpires
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March 27, 2025Scenes from the First Major League Baseball Game Featuring the New Robot Umpire, HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey
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September 6, 2013God’s Little Acre of Diamonds: Observations On Travel Ball in Cobb County, Georgia: Who’s Calling This Game?
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August 12, 2002Names I’ve Been Called as a Little League Umpire
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