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umpires

March 27, 2025

Scenes from the First Major League Baseball Game Featuring the New Robot Umpire, HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey

by Billy Rivi
September 6, 2013

God’s Little Acre of Diamonds: Observations On Travel Ball in Cobb County, Georgia: Who’s Calling This Game?

by Lynn Murray
August 12, 2002

Names I’ve Been Called as a Little League Umpire

by Aaron Hotfelder

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April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall
April 18, 2025

The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ

by Amanda Lehr

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April 25, 2025

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person

by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
April 25, 2025

Excerpts from The Believer: 16

by Ocean Vuong
April 25, 2025

I Am the Servant in the Beast’s Castle Who Was Turned into a Chamberpot, and Nobody Ever Asks Me to Sing

by Johnathan Appel and Madeline Goetz
April 24, 2025

A Disillusioned Urban Planning Glossary

by Emilie K. Adin