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vandalism

April 11, 2014

Guidelines for Vandalizing Our Place of Business

by Blythe Roberson
November 15, 2012

Monologue: A Tour Guide Attempts to Salvage His Lecture On a Series of Recently Vandalized Cave Paintings

by Django Gold
December 2, 2009

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Toledo Academy = Bitches + Posers. Skanks? Sure. Lesbians? Conceivably. Prostitutes Openly Admit Sharing Sleeping Bags

by Kent Woodyard
November 4, 2003

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Little Children Who Play in the Alley and Like to Throw Stuff At My Car

by Aimee Dolby

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January 2, 2019

I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren

by Devorah Blachor
January 9, 2019

I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home

by Keith James
January 10, 2019

List: Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits

by Kristen Mulrooney
January 14, 2019

The Life-Changing Magic of Keeping Absolutely Everything

by Jenn Shapland

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January 18, 2019

FAQ: The Status of the Shits Women Have Left to Give

by Shannon Reed
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List: How to Have a Mental Breakdown in an Open Concept Office

by Elyse O'Dwyer
January 18, 2019

So the President Committed a Few High Crimes, Big Deal

by Bob Vulfov
January 17, 2019

Yinzerotica: Erotica for Pittsburghers

by Lauren Spinabelli