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All posts tagged

vandalism

August 1, 2019

When Celebrity Chefs Egg Your House

by Timothy Cahill
April 11, 2014

Guidelines for Vandalizing Our Place of Business

by Blythe Roberson
November 15, 2012

A Tour Guide Attempts to Salvage His Lecture On a Series of Recently Vandalized Cave Paintings

by Django Gold
December 2, 2009

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Toledo Academy = Bitches + Posers. Skanks? Sure. Lesbians? Conceivably. Prostitutes Openly Admit Sharing Sleeping Bags

by Kent Woodyard
November 4, 2003

An Open Letter to Little Children Who Play in the Alley and Like to Throw Stuff At My Car

by Aimee Dolby

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March 27, 2020

An Open Letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Passover Seder Advice

by Jackie Pick
March 25, 2020

Self-Quarantined: The Adult Activity Book

by Gabriel Thibodeau
April 1, 2020

We, the Hard-Working, Newly Homeschooling Parents of America, Have Rewritten the Common Core Standards

by Jane Dimyan Ehrenfeld and Kate Ehrenfeld Gardoqui
March 30, 2020

Can My Son Get More Worksheets Before the World Ends?

by Jeremy Blachman

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April 9, 2020

I Am Using My Free Time to Not Write a Novel

by Scott Bolohan
April 9, 2020

Ten Ways to Remind People Your Boyfriend Is Six Feet Tall During a Pandemic

by Julia Gerhardt
April 9, 2020

My Updated COVID-19 Professional Résumé

by Matthew S. Starr
April 9, 2020

A Force Outside Myself: Citizens Over 60 Speak

by McSweeney’s Editors