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All posts tagged
vegan
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August 22, 2019Reviews of New Food: Daiya’s Alfredo Style Deluxe Cheeze Sauce
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October 15, 2018Why I Keep My Household Vegan While Crushing Mozzarella Sticks at This Applebee’s
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November 21, 2012Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Thanksgiving With Vegans
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February 29, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: Vegans Proudly Show Off Their Healthy “Pretend Poultry” Tacos or Their Soy Sauce Omelettes. Seemingly, Skipping Over the Tasty Staples of Dinner Appeals to Annoying Gardeners
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May 14, 2008Vegan Hikers Lost on Meatball Mountain Turn to Cannibalism
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May 11, 2005Comments Overheard at a Brainstorming Meeting Between Ted Nugent and the Editors of Gourmet Magazine Where They Were Discussing the Upcoming Book Gourmet Magazine’s Vegan Cooking With Ted Nugent
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April 19, 2005Passive-Aggressive Vegan Grocery Cashier: A Day in the Life
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April 1, 2005Sure Signs Your Vegan Co-op Has Been Taken Over by the Marx Brothers
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January 5, 2005A List of Actual Quotes Taken From the Directions and Mission Statements of Organic Products Belonging to My Vegan Roommate
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