All posts tagged
vegan
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November 21, 2012Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Thanksgiving With Vegans
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February 29, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: Vegans Proudly Show Off Their Healthy “Pretend Poultry” Tacos or Their Soy Sauce Omelettes. Seemingly, Skipping Over the Tasty Staples of Dinner Appeals to Annoying Gardeners
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May 14, 2008Vegan Hikers Lost on Meatball Mountain Turn to Cannibalism
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May 11, 2005List: Comments Overheard at a Brainstorming Meeting Between Ted Nugent and the Editors of Gourmet Magazine Where They Were Discussing the Upcoming Book Gourmet Magazine’s Vegan Cooking With Ted Nugent
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April 19, 2005Passive-Aggressive Vegan Grocery Cashier: A Day in the Life
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April 1, 2005List: Sure Signs Your Vegan Co-op Has Been Taken Over by the Marx Brothers
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January 5, 2005List: A List of Actual Quotes Taken From the Directions and Mission Statements of Organic Products Belonging to My Vegan Roommate
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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August 15, 2018List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide
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August 14, 2018List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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August 20, 2018List: What Your Favorite 2000s Emo Pop Band Says About You
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August 20, 2018Confronting Your Office’s Vending Machine Over Changes In Its Menu
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August 20, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Why I’ll Keep Protesting