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All posts tagged
war-on-terror
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June 20, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Helicopters are so stinkin’ nice!”
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April 18, 2011In These Deserts: War Stories From Afghanistan: Column 11: A Moment to Think
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March 30, 2011In These Deserts: War Stories From Afghanistan: Column 10: Run to Your Grave
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February 22, 2011In These Deserts: War Stories From Afghanistan: Column 8: Nights on Disney, Part 2
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February 8, 2011Introducing Donald
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February 1, 2011In These Deserts: War Stories From Afghanistan: Column 7: Nights on Disney, Part 1
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January 14, 2011In These Deserts: War Stories From Afghanistan: Column 6: To Forgive
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December 16, 2010In These Deserts: War Stories From Afghanistan: Column 5: What Money Can’t Buy
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November 29, 2010In These Deserts: War Stories From Afghanistan: Column 4: Nobody Told Us
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November 18, 2010A Message From a TSA Full-Body Scanner
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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