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All posts tagged
warnings
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September 3, 2021Do Not Feed the Duck—You Will Only Enable Him
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January 30, 2020Wetzel’s Pretzels, You Will Not Be Spared From Our Millennial Bloodlust
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August 1, 2016Warning Signs Your Graduate Degree Abroad May Have Been a Mistake
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May 12, 2014Regarding Today’s Surgery
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April 11, 2011Beware of Bob
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April 16, 2008Classes My Top-Tier Law School Should Have Offered as Warnings About the Profession
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September 5, 2007Having Just Completed a Three-Week Throw-Intensive Judo Course, I Strongly Advise You Not to Fuck With Me
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July 12, 2006Warnings I’ve Tried to Sneak Into the Fine Print at the Bottom of Your TV Screen
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March 11, 2002Las Senales de Aviso de Un Ataque de Corazon
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July 27, 2000Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Laboratory Jobs
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax