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warnings
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July 9, 2024Terrifying Warnings for the Gurgle-Goo Sleepytime Baby Swing
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September 3, 2021Do Not Feed the Duck—You Will Only Enable Him
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January 30, 2020Wetzel’s Pretzels, You Will Not Be Spared From Our Millennial Bloodlust
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August 1, 2016Warning Signs Your Graduate Degree Abroad May Have Been a Mistake
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May 12, 2014Regarding Today’s Surgery
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April 11, 2011Beware of Bob
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April 16, 2008Classes My Top-Tier Law School Should Have Offered as Warnings About the Profession
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September 5, 2007Having Just Completed a Three-Week Throw-Intensive Judo Course, I Strongly Advise You Not to Fuck With Me
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July 12, 2006Warnings I’ve Tried to Sneak Into the Fine Print at the Bottom of Your TV Screen
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March 11, 2002Las Senales de Aviso de Un Ataque de Corazon
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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