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All posts tagged
weddings
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January 4, 2010An Open Letter to Sara’s Sister-in-Law, Who Planned Sara’s Bachelorette Party
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August 26, 2009An Open Letter to the Venue Where I Almost Got Married on September 30, 1995
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June 11, 2009The Bachelor Party: What You Need To Know
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April 17, 2009Certain Terms and Conditions May Apply to This Offer of Marriage
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January 27, 2009My Ideas for Staged Photos Set Me Apart From Other Wedding Photographers
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December 10, 2008Revising and Extending My Thank-You Remarks to My Wedding Guests During These Times of Economic Crisis
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October 21, 2008A 39-Year-Old Wedding Photographer Makes Her Pitch at the Ramada Inn Bridal Expo
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June 20, 2008Table Names at Our Wedding If We Were Truthful
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August 3, 2007Less Successful Heavy-Metal Wedding Tribute Bands
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March 5, 2007A Drunken, Obnoxious, Imaginative, Unnecessary Best-Man Speech for a Friend’s Marriage of Convenience at the Municipal Building
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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