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All posts tagged
whales
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October 13, 2011The Other Whale Tale
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November 5, 2010Circumstances Under Which I Would Enjoy Whale Watching
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January 22, 2008An Orca Goes Drinking, Talks About His Career
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August 23, 2007Moby-Dick Explains His New Captain Ahab Piercing to His Wife
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February 7, 2007Whale Of Mass Destruction— Richard B. Cheney, Adjunct Professor In The Humanities, Presents: The Annual Symbolism In Melville Lecture
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March 21, 2006An Open Letter to Orcas
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May 6, 2005Selections From the Beatles’ Catalog, Had the Band Evolved Not Toward the Adoption of a More Experimental Sound in Its Later Years, but Into Rorqual Whales
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July 22, 2003Another in a Series of Sex Stories that Lose Their Way
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 21, 2021It’s Time We Get Back to the Traditional Family Values of Absentee Fathers
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October 21, 2021An Interview with Farah Ali About Her New Book, People Want to Live