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All posts tagged
whales
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July 1, 2022Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick
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November 17, 2021I’m Captain Ahab and I Say We Must Never Transition Away from a Whale-Based Energy Industry
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October 13, 2011The Other Whale Tale
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November 5, 2010Circumstances Under Which I Would Enjoy Whale Watching
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January 22, 2008An Orca Goes Drinking, Talks About His Career
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August 23, 2007Moby-Dick Explains His New Captain Ahab Piercing to His Wife
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February 7, 2007Whale Of Mass Destruction— Richard B. Cheney, Adjunct Professor In The Humanities, Presents: The Annual Symbolism In Melville Lecture
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March 21, 2006An Open Letter to Orcas
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May 6, 2005Selections From the Beatles’ Catalog, Had the Band Evolved Not Toward the Adoption of a More Experimental Sound in Its Later Years, but Into Rorqual Whales
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July 22, 2003Another in a Series of Sex Stories that Lose Their Way
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home