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Take The ChallengeNew
by Sarah Rosenshine (1/30/2015)

Monologue: I’m the Cool Wife In a Snack Dip CommercialNew
by Mike Lacher (1/30/2015)

List: Words That Could Conceivably Be Used to Describe Both the Super Bowl and a Superb OwlUpdated
by Michael Ward (1/30/2015)

I May Have Missed That Report Deadline, But I Learned a Lot About MyselfNew
by Josh Freedman (1/29/2015)

Not So Timeless After All: Tree, the GivingNew
by Ilana Masad (1/29/2015)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: QuantityNew
by Teddy Wayne (1/29/2015)

Dolph Lundgren’s 1986 Patent Application for a Modern Shopping BasketNew
by Noah Levenson (1/28/2015)

Home On the Range: GundamentalismNew
by Robert Lawrence (1/28/2015)

List: I Like My Men Like I Like My…New
by Sara K. Runnels (1/28/2015)

Reasons You Were Not Promoted That are Totally Unrelated to GenderNew
by Homa Mojtabai (1/27/2015)

Monologue: I am the Fucking Managing Editor of the Weather.com HomepageNew
by Ariel Pressman (1/27/2015)

List: Things I’m “All About” Now That I’ve Turned 47New
by Mike Zuckerman (1/27/2015)

Please Greenlight My Television Show About Several Young White People Trying to Make it In the Big CityNew
by Lucas Gardner (1/26/2015)

@thereal_saintfrancis_: Have a Blessed DayNew
by Nick Farrell and Rachel Farrell (1/26/2015)

List: Advertising and Web Design Collective NounsNew
by Nate Davis and Paul Baker (1/26/2015)

Tips for Managing Your Student Loans
by Pete Reynolds (1/23/2015)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to People I Hardly Know But Who Hug Me Anyway
by Susan Gilbert Guerrant (1/23/2015)

My Signed Comedy LPs: One Comedy Nerd’s Obsessive Journey: Jonathan Winters, Part I
by Dan Pasternack (1/23/2015)

Miss Havisham’s Disability Application is Denied
by Olga Oksman (1/22/2015)

The Hidden Rich: Vanity Philanthropy
by Jane Dough (1/22/2015)

List: Your Coworker Dave’s Recent Contributions, Ranked by Effectiveness
by Grant Pardee (1/22/2015)

The Cephalopod Monster Secretly Living in Your Attic Requests That You Take this Brief Survey
by Matt Baca (1/21/2015)

Hungover Bear and Friends: Worth My Serenity
by Ali Fitzgerald (1/21/2015)

List: Opposite Opening Lines to Famous Novels
by David Allen (1/21/2015)

We Offer 100% Royalty-Free Images of Women Leaning Forward
by Ben Godar (1/20/2015)

List: Normcore Norton Anthologies
by Joanna Pearson (1/20/2015)

Monologue: This Conversation is a Series of Gratuitous References to Validate My Intelligence to You
by Zack Bornstein (1/20/2015)

Our Startup’s Catering is Really Diverse!
by Aboubacar Ndiaye (1/19/2015)

Field Notes from Gentrified Places: On Sainthood
by Vinson Cunningham (1/19/2015)

List: The Most Boring Clue Results Ever
by Kate Hahn (1/19/2015)

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