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I Failed Terribly at Creating an Approachable Down-Home Tone for a Large American Hotel ChainNew
by Dan Kennedy (7/31/2014)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Busta RhymesNew
by Mike Levine (7/31/2014)

Reviews of New FoodNew
by Various New Food Tasters (7/31/2014)

McSweeney’s First-Ever Student Short Story ContestNew
by McSweeney's Editors (7/30/2014)

Testomania: Know Your RightsNew
by Janet Manley (7/30/2014)

List: Actual Unicorn Related Articles Found in Peer-Reviewed Scientific JournalsNew
by David Ng (7/30/2014)

Do You Have a Minute for Me?New
by Sloane Crosley (7/29/2014)

Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: The MothershipNew
by J.K. Appleseed (7/29/2014)

Letters to McSweeney’sNew
by Various Letter Writers (7/29/2014)

The Association for the Study of Romantic Letters Presents the First Annual Conference On How to Tell Samantha I Really Like HerNew
by Jason Edward Harrington (7/28/2014)

Hungover Bear and Friends: Saved By CriticismNew
by Ali Fitzgerald (7/28/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: HayNew
by Teddy Wayne (7/28/2014)

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s Week in Review: July 21-25, 2014New
by McSweeney's (7/27/2014)

I Produce Sex-Drenched Uptempo Club Bangers to Inspire Moms at 6 AM Boot Camp Classes
by Jenny Shank (7/25/2014)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the People Who Decide Which Women’s Apparel Catalogs to Send Me
by Hana Schank (7/25/2014)

On the Trail of Mary Jane: Dabs, Girlz, and Restraining Orders
by Wendy C. Ortiz (7/25/2014)

Notes on Your Banner Ad Copy for Medicated Wipes
by Jeff Johnson (7/24/2014)

My Own Private Shock Corridor: My Own Private Shock Corridor.
by Bob Schneider (7/24/2014)

List: Eminem Lyric or Line of Lesbian Poetry?
by Sascha Cohen (7/24/2014)

It’s Finally Summer in the Office!
by Kassia Miller (7/23/2014)

List: More Engaging Copy for the Ten Commandments
by David Tate (7/23/2014)

Lost Scenes from Generic Hipster Indie Romance Films Found in 2076 During a Museum Restoration of an Old MacBook Air and Subsequently Adapted for the Stage During Heritage Week at a Camp for 7th and 8th Graders Later That Summer
by Bethany Billman (7/22/2014)

McSweeney’s Quarterly Presents: The Road to 50
by McSweeney's (7/22/2014)

I Like Big Brass and I Cannot Lie: Confessions from the Tuba World: Enough Tuba Talk—Let’s Listen
by Elizabeth Eshelman (7/22/2014)

I’m Thinking About Launching My Podcast Pretty Soon
by Jory John (7/21/2014)

Classic Russian Writers: For teh Internets: Vladimir Nabokov’s “Signs and Symbols.”
by KA Semënova (7/21/2014)

List: Erotica For Architects
by Allegra Hyde (7/21/2014)

Episodes from Season 4 of Little House On the Prairie Reimagined to Reflect the Presence of a Starbucks in Walnut Grove
by Gary M. Almeter (7/18/2014)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Myself When I Had Seven Cats
by Jen Bingham (7/18/2014)

The View from Where I Standardize: Ruminations from the Test-Prep Industry: But Are You Self Aware?
by Melissa Roy (7/18/2014)

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