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Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: APPLE ENGINEER REVEALS iWATCH SPECSNew
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List: Hot Singles are In Your Area!New
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Vinny’s Joke Consignment and Pawn ShopNew
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Testomania: How Rational Are You?New
by Janet Manley (4/23/2014)

Jeff Really Hit It Off With the Neighbors When He Rented a Place On AirbnbNew
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Monologue: I’m a 4-Billion-Year-Old Microbe On an Asteroid Heading Straight Toward Earth and I’m So Excited to Hang Out, You GuysNew
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On the Trail of Mary Jane: Happy 4/20New
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I Just Did Pilates So I Thought I’d Write to Tell You That I Am In a Really Good Place NowNew
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The View from Where I Standardize: Ruminations from the Test-Prep Industry: But She Gets Straight A’sNew
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Monologue: The Holy Spirit Reacts to Jesus Sitting At the Right Hand of The Father
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Putting the Biscuit in the Basket: A Review of Go for the Goal by Mia Hamm.
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Reviews of New Food
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Your Mother’s and My Divorce Explained Through This Awesome Infographic
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Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: Pass Over Girl: A Missing Person Case
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Norse History for Bostonians: The Prose Edda for Bostonians: Gylfaginning, Part VII
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The Man With the Yellow Hat Goes to Therapy
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Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: A Former Methadone Clinic Counselor
by Suzanne Yeagley (4/16/2014)

List: Other Individuals Who Were at the Copacabana the Night That Rico Shot Tony (or Vice Versa), But Whose Presence Was Apparently Not Significant Enough to Warrant Inclusion in Barry Manilow’s Song
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The Future of Dating
by James Warner (4/15/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Taxes
by Teddy Wayne (4/15/2014)

Monologue: An Accountant Helps a Manic Pixie Dream Girl With Her Taxes
by Maura Quint (4/15/2014)

We’re Here for You, Beth
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Hungover Bear and Friends: The Rabbit Detective, Case #1
by Ali Fitzgerald (4/14/2014)

Letters to McSweeney’s
by Various Letter Writers (4/14/2014)

Guidelines for Vandalizing Our Place of Business
by Blythe Roberson (4/11/2014)

Interviews with the Authors of McSweeney’s 46: The Latin American Crime Issue: Carol Bensimon
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Classic Russian Writers: For teh Internets: Maxim Gorky’s “Her Lover.”
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Toward More Poetic Job Interviews
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