Linguistic Notice for Homo Sapiens Heretofore Known as “Pussies” and “Little Bitches.”New
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Hungover Bear and Friends: Give Me a SignNew
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List: Sit-Com Spin-Offs from Ingmar Bergman FilmsNew
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Coffee Shop AlgebraNew
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Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Braxton-Hicks Contractions That Hit a Student in My First Period 10th Grade English ClassNew
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List: Things My Love Life and My Writing Career Have in CommonNew
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An Honest College Rejection Letter
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List: Things a Man MUST Do Before the Age of 30!
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Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Clichés
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Turn Your Life Into the Story You’ve Always Known It Could Be!
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List: Band Names for Your Physics Professor’s Midlife Crisis
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FLIP: A Column About Skateboarding: Column 26: Theories of Literature: An Interview with Mike Christie, Author of If I Fall, If I Die.
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The Asterisk Kvetches to Its Agent
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List: Bar Fight Insults as Academic Papers
by Kevin Miller (3/24/2015)

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The Russian Novelist at His Daughter’s 2nd Grade Classroom’s Career Day
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List: ADMIT; BUT; NOR: The Workplace Edition
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Dispatches from Iceland: Borgarnes to Akureyri: Let’s Take the Bus, Part Two—The Sleeping Giant
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I Have a Tote Bag About How Much I Love Books
by Mike Lacher (3/20/2015)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Sociology Professor at My University Who Wrote a Letter to the Editor Saying “I Don’t Think That a Single Woman Has Been Assaulted On This Campus in My 33 Years Here.”
by Meg Thompson (3/20/2015)

My Signed Comedy LPs: One Comedy Nerd’s Obsessive Journey: Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner
by Dan Pasternack (3/20/2015)

A Brooklyn Heights Nursery School’s Entrance Exam
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How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Shame Cookies and Reality Pancakes
by Connie Sun (3/19/2015)

List: 13 Reasons Microaggressions Are All In Your Head, Dummy
by Tom Harrison (3/19/2015)

Classic Pop Songs: Where Are They Now?
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List: Benjamin Franklin’s To-Do List
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Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Lemons
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