Cooking a Thanksgiving Turkey is Easy!New
by Wendy Molyneux (11/24/2015)

I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Maze ExpertNew
by Joslyn Sklar and Justin Sklar (11/24/2015)

List: Ways to Protect Your DataNew
by Ahmed Amer (11/24/2015)

Shakespeare’s Choose-Your-Own AdventureNew
by David Sklar (11/23/2015)

A Believer Excerpt: An Interview With Michael SchurNew
by Stephanie Palumbo (11/23/2015)

List: The Evolution of “Netflix and Chill.”New
by Elana Spivack (11/23/2015)

How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through ApathyNew
by John Minichillo (11/23/2015)

Adele Dials the Wrong NumberNew
by Joyce Millman (11/20/2015)

Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 9 Ways to Know If You Are a Line Cook Named PhilipNew
by Rufi Thorpe (11/20/2015)

Monologue: The Only Thing Stopping Me from Making This Hamburger Helper is a Crippling Fear of FailureNew
by Jacob Rosenberg (11/20/2015)

The Death of Comedy
by Michelle Hauser (11/19/2015)

Women Who Should Be Pretty Pissed Off: Germaine de Staël: Napoleon’s Worst Enemy
by Amy Watkin (11/19/2015)

List: Traditional Wedding Anniversary Gifts from Memory
by Jez Burrows (11/19/2015)

My Carpet Liquidation Center Really is Going Out of Business This Time
by Patrick McKay (11/18/2015)

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives
by Marti Jonjak (11/18/2015)

Monologue: As Your Governor, I Will Protect You From Mass Shooters If They Are Syrian
by Pete Reynolds (11/18/2015)

List: Emasculating Car Models
by Mike Zuckerman (11/18/2015)

A Freelancer’s Prayer
by Marco Kaye (11/17/2015)

Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: The Assassination of John F. Kennedy.
by Keaton Patti (11/17/2015)

How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: I Have No Marketable Dating Skills
by Connie Sun (11/17/2015)

I Will Always Love You, But Can I Please Have My Stuff Back?
by José Avelino Gilles Corbett Lourenço (11/16/2015)

Hungover Bear and Friends: Lack of Boundaries
by Ali Fitzgerald (11/16/2015)

Testomania: Which Member of Roxette Are You?
by Janet Manley (11/16/2015)

Join Our Moms Group for Moms Who Don’t Want to Talk About Being Moms
by Katie Schorr (11/13/2015)

Two Brilliant Kids Interview M. Quint About Her Debut Novel, The Defiant (With a Little Help from Jonathan Lethem)
by M. Quint (11/13/2015)

List: Teenage Slang: An Essential Guide for Anxious Parents
by Ralph Jones (11/13/2015)

Is There a Parenting Expert On This Plane?
by Kimberly Harrington (11/12/2015)

A McSweeney’s Books Preview of Castle On the River Vistula, the Final Book of Michelle Tea’s Chelsea Trilogy
by Michelle Tea (11/12/2015)

Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
by Jory John (11/12/2015)

List: Foolproof Ways to Get Your Toddler to Wear Socks
by Jeremy Blachman (11/12/2015)

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