No One Can Tell Me What to Do—Except for People With the Proper Authority to Do SoNew
by Zack Bornstein (10/24/2014)

@thereal_saintfrancis_: Canticle of the CoolNew
by Nick Farrell and Rachel Farrell (10/24/2014)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who Sell Sofas On CraigslistNew
by Angie Pelekidis (10/24/2014)

Trader Joe’s Waiting in Line AppNew
by Kristy Eldredge (10/23/2014)

Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Consider the Austin: A Review of Beyond Center Court by Tracy AustinNew
by Miles Wray (10/23/2014)

List: Vanity Plates the Unidentified Subject of Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” Should Consider Getting For His Next CarNew
by Gary M. Almeter (10/23/2014)

The Hidden Rich: Confessions of a Closeted One-PercenterNew
by Jane Dough (10/22/2014)

List: New Baseball StatisticsNew
by Ezra Deutsch-Feldman (10/22/2014)

My Signed Comedy LPs: One Comedy Nerd’s Obsessive Journey: George CarlinNew
by Dan Pasternack (10/22/2014)

A Small-Scale Organic Farmer Wants You to Know a Few ThingsNew
by Claire Boyles (10/20/2014)

Field Notes from Gentrified Places: The Black Female BodyNew
by Vinson Cunningham (10/20/2014)

List: Things That Needed One More Iteration Before They Were Ready to Go to MarketNew
by Norman Birnbach (10/20/2014)

What the Terrible Psychic Said
by Dan Kennedy (10/17/2014)

Your Prescribing Doctor: Dispatches from the Psycho-pharmaceutical Complex: Subcontinental Lithiation, Part 1
by Rebekah Frumkin (10/17/2014)

Monologue: Hester Prynne Hosts a Nail Art Party
by Laura Spadanuta (10/17/2014)

Game Theory: The Potluck Dilemma
by Jason Hayes (10/15/2014)

How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Being Single Doesn’t Kill You (And Other Advice for Creatives)
by Connie Sun (10/15/2014)

List: The Wisdom of a Cool Substitute High School Teacher
by Gunnar Wray (10/15/2014)

Pride and Prejudice in the Modern Day Classroom
by Jennifer Tram (10/14/2014)

Not So Timeless After All: Pooh, Winnie the
by Ilana Masad (10/14/2014)

List: Bond Villain or Bard Student?
by Molly Anders (10/14/2014)

My Last Will and Testament and Review of the Smith County “Impossible” Hedge Maze
by Keaton Patti (10/13/2014)

List: Columbus Discovers the Weight Room
by David Henne (10/13/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Foolishness II
by Teddy Wayne (10/13/2014)

Philip Marlowe Attends a Court-Mandated Women’s Studies Workshop
by Juliana Gray (10/10/2014)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Anyone Tempted to Borrow a Handicap Placard
by Nancy Hendrickson (10/10/2014)

Monologue: The Stand-In Cannon Player for Last Week’s Performance of Tchaikovsky’s “1812 Overture” Apologizes
by Rowan Hudson (10/10/2014)

Full Cotton-Lycra Jacket
by Dan Sisan (10/9/2014)

List: Home-Brewed Beers Customers Have Brought Into My Shop Renamed By Actual Taste and Appearance
by David Roberts (10/9/2014)

Reviews of New Food
by Various New Food Tasters (10/9/2014)

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