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McSweeney’s Quarterly Presents: The Road to 50New
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I Like Big Brass and I Cannot Lie: Confessions from the Tuba World: Enough Tuba Talk—Let’s ListenNew
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I’m Thinking About Launching My Podcast Pretty SoonNew
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Classic Russian Writers: For teh Internets: Vladimir Nabokov’s “Signs and Symbols.”New
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List: Erotica For ArchitectsNew
by Allegra Hyde (7/21/2014)

Episodes from Season 4 of Little House On the Prairie Reimagined to Reflect the Presence of a Starbucks in Walnut GroveNew
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Open Letters: An Open Letter to Myself When I Had Seven CatsNew
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The View from Where I Standardize: Ruminations from the Test-Prep Industry: But Are You Self Aware?New
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I’ve Been Really Busy, What With Work, My Kids, and the Parasitic Life Form Living Inside Me
by Katie Brinkworth (7/17/2014)

List: Words to Make Your Poetry Legit
by Kenna O'Rourke (7/17/2014)

FLIP: A Column About Skateboarding: Column 25: Towards a Literature of Skateboarding: Book Reviews as Well as a Brief Comment from David Foster Wallace on a Supposedly Fun Thing
by Joel Rice (7/17/2014)

This New Rap Song Has a Refreshing Perspective On Pussy
by Colin Nissan (7/16/2014)

Hungover Bear and Friends: Suffer to Get Well
by Ali Fitzgerald (7/16/2014)

It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: The Short Gold-Sequined Romper
by M.M. Locker (7/16/2014)

Congratulations, Future Sellout!
by Joel Breuklander (7/15/2014)

A McSweeney’s Books Preview of Sean Wilsey’s More Curious
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List: Take Your “Good Wishes” to the Next Level
by Gena Larson (7/15/2014)

Your Uber Driver Reviews You
by Kate Hahn (7/14/2014)

Norse History for Bostonians: The Prose Edda for Bostonians, Gylfaginning, Part IX
by Rowdy Geirsson (7/14/2014)

Letters to McSweeney’sUpdated
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The Effects of Being Repeatedly Called “Jeffy-Weffy Ding-Dong” On the Human Rage Response in Subjects Named Jeff
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A McSweeney’s-Believer Combo Excerpt
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Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Decision Chart
by J.K. Appleseed (7/11/2014)

A Notice of Author Obviation
by Avery Edison (7/10/2014)

Best Joke Ever: Mike Sacks: A Two-Way Comedy Gold Mine
by Mark Peters (7/10/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Thought
by Teddy Wayne (7/10/2014)

The Fountain of Middle Age
by Perry Block (7/9/2014)

My Own Private Shock Corridor: Exile in Goyville, Part 2
by Bob Schneider (7/9/2014)

List: Less Ambitious Couch-to-5K Alternatives
by Elisabeth Cohen (7/9/2014)

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