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Casting Call for Role of “Mother.”New
by Kim Hedzik (5/6/2016)

List: Activities Easier Than Helping My Mother Download Skype to Speak to Her Newborn GrandsonNew
by Julia Regan Markiewicz (5/6/2016)

Monologue: Whistler’s Mother Has Just About Had ItNew
by Isabella Giovannini (5/6/2016)

A New York Times Wedding Announcement Shortly After the Advent of the Time MachineNew
by Raj Desai (5/5/2016)

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Gina Comes BackNew
by Marti Jonjak (5/5/2016)

List: I’m Not Sure How to Weigh In On This, But I’m Going to Weigh In On ThisNew
by Janelle Blasdel (5/5/2016)

A Brief Disclaimer Regarding the Think Piece You’re About to ReadNew
by Maura Quint (5/4/2016)

How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: On the Hierarchy of English Professors, a Nomenclature: Scholar-Type, Teacher-Type, Artist-TypeNew
by John Minichillo (5/4/2016)

List: Breaking Beyond the 4th WallNew
by Marco Kaye (5/4/2016)

Our Fledgling Theatre Company’s Only Goal Is to Constantly Betray Our Audience’s TrustNew
by Bryan Duff (5/3/2016)

Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 9 Ways Your College Roommate Alexandra Terrifies YouNew
by Rufi Thorpe (5/3/2016)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: FamiliarityNew
by Teddy Wayne (5/3/2016)

I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final PapersNew
by Robin Lee Mozer (5/2/2016)

List: Member Benefits of My Woman CardNew
by Darcy McMurtery (5/2/2016)

My Own Private Shock Corridor: My Ontological Argument: Part 1 — Shadow of a DoubtNew
by Bob Schneider (5/2/2016)

Before You Avenge Your Father’s Death, Please Leave a Positive Yelp Review for My Secret Dojo
by Kenny Murphy (4/29/2016)

Women Who Should Be Pretty Pissed Off: Mary Blandy: The O.J. Simpson of the 18th Century
by Amy Watkin (4/29/2016)

List: Showing Them How It Feels: A TA Evaluates His Students
by Andy Holt (4/29/2016)

Monologue: Vanna White at Three in the Morning
by Jory John (4/29/2016)

An Oversharer’s Email Signature
by Erica Peplin (4/28/2016)

List: Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Buzzfeed Article
by Mr. Dickson (4/28/2016)

Key Ring Chronicles: Brass Ring
by Dan Boback (4/28/2016)

In Defense of Train Subsidies, by Someone Trapped in the Bathroom of a Southbound Rail Car
by Nicholas Cialdini (4/27/2016)

Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Medicine and Disease
by Keaton Patti (4/27/2016)

List: A Southern Gothic Novelist’s Family Medical History Form
by Megan Castellan (4/27/2016)

Introducing The White Savior Review
by Anita Gill (4/26/2016)

Mostly Uninformative Infographics: …About Taylor Swift’s Instagram
by Cecilia Esther Rabess (4/26/2016)

List: The 12 Worst Conga Lines I Have Ever Started
by Dale Shaw (4/26/2016)

Please Publish My New Adult Coloring Book, Grow the Fuck Up!
by Michael Arnzen (4/25/2016)

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Alex Considers a Gun
by Marti Jonjak (4/25/2016)

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