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My Child’s Imaginary Friend is a PodcastNew
by Sam Pasternack (2/10/2016)

Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 9 Problems Only Dave the Programmer UnderstandsNew
by Rufi Thorpe (2/10/2016)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Magazine Editors On the Best Times to Send RejectionsNew
by Kavita Das (2/10/2016)

If Trump Wins, I’m Leaving The CountryNew
by Zoe Pearl (2/9/2016)

Doing Science: Cheating Death, and Skipping Winter While You’re At ItNew
by Emily Helliwell (2/9/2016)

List: A Taxonomy of NapsNew
by Sam Weiner (2/9/2016)

This Statement of Purpose Will Blow Your MindNew
by Patrick Font and Rome Morgan (2/8/2016)

Hungover Bear and Friends: Aspire to MoreNew
by Ali Fitzgerald (2/8/2016)

List: The Magic 8-Ball for MillennialsNew
by Heather Wheat (2/8/2016)

Eight Excuses I Have Told My Son to Use for His Failure to Hand in English Homework, Excuses I Have Learned are Acceptable During a Thirty-Year Career in Journalism, Books, and Film
by Nick Hornby (2/5/2016)

Fear, Inc: Part Two: Alarmed and Dangerous
by Susan Schorn (2/5/2016)

Women Who Should Be Pretty Pissed Off: Frankenstein’s Stepsister
by Amy Watkin (2/5/2016)

Weekly NFL Picks: Super Bowl 50, 2015-2016 Season
by Jeff Johnson (2/5/2016)

Amazing New Food Start-Ups
by Erin Somers (2/4/2016)

Fear, Inc: Part One: The Marketplace
by Susan Schorn (2/4/2016)

List: Nerf Guns for Writers
by Jennifer Howard (2/4/2016)

Look At Me! I’m Mingling!
by Agathe Panaretos (2/3/2016)

Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Global Warming
by Keaton Patti (2/3/2016)

List: Arts and Crafts Projects Inspired By My Breakup With Suzanne
by Ethan Kempsell (2/3/2016)

Walt Whitman Rides the Steamin’ Demon Rollercoaster at Six Flags
by Maxwell Cohn (2/2/2016)

Best Joke Ever: Steven Wright, Immortal King of One-liners and Literalism
by Mark Peters (2/2/2016)

Mostly Uninformative Infographics: …About Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
by Cecilia Esther Rabess (2/2/2016)

List: Six Rules Gleaned From Many Grueling Years Attempting to Write What is Apparently Unpublishable Maximalist Fiction
by Claire Rudy Foster (2/2/2016)

The Campaigns They Carried
by Shannon Reed (2/1/2016)

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Christie Kicks Open the Emergency Door
by Marti Jonjak (2/1/2016)

List: 1970s Hits Updated for the 21st Century
by Justin Warner (2/1/2016)

And On the Eighth Day, God Created Content
by Kendra Eash (1/29/2016)

Monologue: Uncle Larry Explains the Logistics of His Primo Fanny Pack
by Matt Hobin (1/29/2016)

List: Physics Problems Written by a Professor Addicted to Tentacle Porn
by Michael Culshaw-Maurer (1/29/2016)

Ayn Rand’s Objectivist House Hunters
by Kyle Sammin (1/28/2016)

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