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Coffee Shop AlgebraNew
by Allen Rein (3/27/2015)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Braxton-Hicks Contractions That Hit a Student in My First Period 10th Grade English ClassNew
by Mr. Dickson (3/27/2015)

List: Things My Love Life and My Writing Career Have in CommonNew
by Samantha Edmonds (3/27/2015)

An Honest College Rejection LetterNew
by Mimi Evans (3/26/2015)

List: Things a Man MUST Do Before the Age of 30!New
by Mike Sacks and Ted Travelstead (3/26/2015)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: ClichésNew
by Teddy Wayne (3/26/2015)

Turn Your Life Into the Story You’ve Always Known It Could Be!New
by Erik Anderson (3/25/2015)

List: Band Names for Your Physics Professor’s Midlife CrisisNew
by Lisa Fiedler (3/25/2015)

FLIP: A Column About Skateboarding: Column 26: Theories of Literature: An Interview with Mike Christie, Author of If I Fall, If I Die.New
by Joel Rice (3/25/2015)

The Asterisk Kvetches to Its AgentNew
by Beth Teitell and Ken Mandl (3/24/2015)

List: Bar Fight Insults as Academic PapersNew
by Kevin Miller (3/24/2015)

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by The Editors of McSweeney's (3/24/2015)

The Russian Novelist at His Daughter’s 2nd Grade Classroom’s Career Day
by Chas Gillespie (3/23/2015)

List: ADMIT; BUT; NOR: The Workplace Edition
by Scott Farrar (3/23/2015)

Dispatches from Iceland: Borgarnes to Akureyri: Let’s Take the Bus, Part Two—The Sleeping Giant
by Kurt Caswell (3/23/2015)

I Have a Tote Bag About How Much I Love Books
by Mike Lacher (3/20/2015)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Sociology Professor at My University Who Wrote a Letter to the Editor Saying “I Don’t Think That a Single Woman Has Been Assaulted On This Campus in My 33 Years Here.”
by Meg Thompson (3/20/2015)

My Signed Comedy LPs: One Comedy Nerd’s Obsessive Journey: Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner
by Dan Pasternack (3/20/2015)

A Brooklyn Heights Nursery School’s Entrance Exam
by Garth Horn (3/19/2015)

How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Shame Cookies and Reality Pancakes
by Connie Sun (3/19/2015)

List: 13 Reasons Microaggressions Are All In Your Head, Dummy
by Tom Harrison (3/19/2015)

Classic Pop Songs: Where Are They Now?
by Liza Behles (3/18/2015)

List: Benjamin Franklin’s To-Do List
by Sean Cullen (3/18/2015)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Lemons
by Teddy Wayne (3/18/2015)

James Joyce Orders a Shamrock ShakeUpdated
by Colin Nissan (3/17/2015)

Norse History for Bostonians: The Prose Edda for Bostonians, Gylfaginning, Part XIII
by Rowdy Geirsson (3/17/2015)

Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 57: DIY
by Susan Schorn (3/17/2015)

Jennifer Benson’s UFO Abductee Blog
by Bob Powers and Mike Sacks (3/16/2015)

Hungover Bear and Friends: Clearly Defined Expectations
by Ali Fitzgerald (3/16/2015)

List: Weight Loss Tips for Women with Bowling Balls Instead of Hands
by Heidi Meurer (3/16/2015)

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