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A Small-Scale Organic Farmer Wants You to Know a Few ThingsNew
by Claire Boyles (10/20/2014)

Field Notes from Gentrified Places: The Black Female BodyNew
by Vinson Cunningham (10/20/2014)

List: Things That Needed One More Iteration Before They Were Ready to Go to MarketNew
by Norman Birnbach (10/20/2014)

What the Terrible Psychic SaidNew
by Dan Kennedy (10/17/2014)

Your Prescribing Doctor: Dispatches from the Psycho-pharmaceutical Complex: Subcontinental Lithiation, Part 1New
by Rebekah Frumkin (10/17/2014)

Monologue: Hester Prynne Hosts a Nail Art PartyNew
by Laura Spadanuta (10/17/2014)

Game Theory: The Potluck Dilemma
by Jason Hayes (10/15/2014)

How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Being Single Doesn’t Kill You (And Other Advice for Creatives)
by Connie Sun (10/15/2014)

List: The Wisdom of a Cool Substitute High School Teacher
by Gunnar Wray (10/15/2014)

Pride and Prejudice in the Modern Day Classroom
by Jennifer Tram (10/14/2014)

Not So Timeless After All: Pooh, Winnie the
by Ilana Masad (10/14/2014)

List: Bond Villain or Bard Student?
by Molly Anders (10/14/2014)

My Last Will and Testament and Review of the Smith County “Impossible” Hedge Maze
by Keaton Patti (10/13/2014)

List: Columbus Discovers the Weight Room
by David Henne (10/13/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Foolishness II
by Teddy Wayne (10/13/2014)

Philip Marlowe Attends a Court-Mandated Women’s Studies Workshop
by Juliana Gray (10/10/2014)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Anyone Tempted to Borrow a Handicap Placard
by Nancy Hendrickson (10/10/2014)

Monologue: The Stand-In Cannon Player for Last Week’s Performance of Tchaikovsky’s “1812 Overture” Apologizes
by Rowan Hudson (10/10/2014)

Full Cotton-Lycra Jacket
by Dan Sisan (10/9/2014)

List: Home-Brewed Beers Customers Have Brought Into My Shop Renamed By Actual Taste and Appearance
by David Roberts (10/9/2014)

Reviews of New Food
by Various New Food Tasters (10/9/2014)

Ten Meetings with Lactation Consultants
by David Goldstein (10/8/2014)

Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 55: Cage Match: Victorian Novelist Edition
by Susan Schorn (10/8/2014)

My Signed Comedy LPs: One Comedy Nerd’s Obsessive Journey: Bill Cosby
by Dan Pasternack (10/8/2014)

Joseph Stalin Has a Few Concerns About the New Roommate
by Michael Breger (10/7/2014)

Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: The Great Cookbook Breakdown, Part 1
by Amy Fusselman (10/7/2014)

List: Reasonable Responses to Sexually Suggestive
Song Lyrics

by Stephen Stenholt (10/7/2014)

I Am Going to Start Ending Every Sentence With “Bitches,” Bitches
by Kate Hahn (10/6/2014)

List: Boat Parts or Names of Unvaccinated Children?
by Grant Pardee (10/6/2014)

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Six Flags Wild Safari
by Kent Woodyard (10/6/2014)

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