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Social Media Intern Wanted at The Night’s WatchNew
by Chris Brotzman (6/24/2016)

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Christian and Collin Face the GunmanNew
by Marti Jonjak (6/24/2016)

List: Business Ideas Sparked By My Passion for Drinking Monster Energy DrinksNew
by Alexa Loftus (6/24/2016)

Short Existentialist Plays Starring You and Your CoworkersNew
by Mike Jungman (6/23/2016)

List: Notable Reviews from My 1982 DiaryNew
by Jocelyn Pihlaja (6/23/2016)

Key Ring Chronicles: Handcuff KeyNew
by C.L. Pauwels (6/23/2016)

Who’s a Good Dog With a Gun?New
by Susan Schorn (6/22/2016)

Women Who Should Be Pretty Pissed Off: Nana Asma’u: Teacher of the CenturyNew
by Amy Watkin (6/22/2016)

List: Five Ways to Help a Mother Whose Child is Having a Meltdown in Aisle 14New
by Devorah Blachor (6/22/2016)

I Am Elena FerranteNew
by Jeffrey Blum (6/21/2016)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Limp BizkitNew
by Emily Costa (6/21/2016)

List: The Seven Sins of ManNew
by Sam Pasternack (6/21/2016)

How to Be a Modern-Day WifeNew
by Nicola Bell (6/20/2016)

Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Jesus ConspiraciesNew
by Keaton Patti (6/20/2016)

List: What You’re Actually Saying When You Order a Caesar SaladNew
by Jenny Dahl (6/20/2016)

Fathers of Pre-Teen Girls Appeal to Higher Powers
by Nathaniel Missildine (6/17/2016)

List: Classic Stepdad Jokes
by Brian Polk and Kathleen Chen (6/17/2016)

List: Rules for My Kids That I Enforce With the Relentlessness of a Starving Wolverine
by Andrew Knott (6/17/2016)

Our Tacos’ Bold Flavors Will Make You Taste Colors, Hear Feelings, and Speak in Riddles
by Katie Brinkworth (6/16/2016)

List: A Helpful Guide to Lesser-Known Religious Affiliations
by Shannon Reed (6/16/2016)

Mostly Uninformative Infographics: … About Things Rich People in Cities Complain About
by Cecilia Esther Rabess (6/16/2016)

No, I Don’t Dislike the New Ghostbusters Movie Because I Hate Women — It’s Because I Strongly Believe In Hollywood Finance Reform
by Samuel Priest (6/15/2016)

Doing Science: The Do’s and Don’ts of Eating Lunch with Visiting Seminar Speakers
by Emily Helliwell (6/15/2016)

List: 10 Billy Joel Song Titles That Are Also Answers You Give to the Insurance Adjuster Who Suspects You and Your Associates of Arson
by Gustavo Turner (6/15/2016)

If the IRS Asks, This Theme Park is a Nursing Home
by Keaton Patti (6/14/2016)

List: Woke Classic Lit
by Maura Quint and Wayne Gladstone (6/14/2016)

Key Ring Chronicles: Broken Key
by Brian Friedt (6/14/2016)

Celebrity Spotting at Hamilton, Featuring James Cromwell
by Seth Reiss (6/13/2016)

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Lauran Shuts Her Eyes
by Marti Jonjak (6/13/2016)

List: What Your Run-In With That Random Acquaintance Says About You
by Madeline Popelka (6/13/2016)

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