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A Day at the Nice Guy RacesNew
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What We Talk About When We Talk About the Common CoreNew
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List: Text Messages for Which My Emoji List is (Still) Not Sufficient
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List: What Your favorite ‘90s Fashion and Beauty Trend Says About You
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Hungover Bear and Friends: A Negative Grudge Endangers Recovery
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I Feel Like NPR Doesn’t Like My New Radio Show Idea
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How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Letter to Adults Who Are Also Having Zero Sex
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Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Former Owner of My Queen-Size Bed
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Take Your Child’s Meds and Go to Work Day
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A McSweeney’s Books Preview of That Thing You Do With Your Mouth: The Sexual Autobiography of Samantha Matthews as told to David Shields
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Dispatches from Iceland: Hofn to Reykjavik: Let’s Take the Bus, Part Three—The Mariner
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Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Lateness
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Lesser-Known Trolley Problem Variations
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Home On the Range: An Arsenal of Weapons
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Bridge Troll Associate Apprenticeship Opportunity
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@thereal_saintfrancis_: Joyful Roars
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Letters to McSweeney’s
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