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Home On the Range: Abortion ControlNew
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Open Letters: An Open Letter to 17-Year-Old Boys Who Just Discovered The DoorsNew
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Monologue: I Am the Moment Right Before the Beat DropsNew
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List: Lean Cuisine Meals for the Newly Single
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A McSweeney’s Books Q&A with Alejandro Zambra About His Latest Book, My Documents
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A Typical Reading of a Well-Meaning Person’s Thoughtful Article on the Internet
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The Hidden Rich: A Tribute to Bamboo Harvester
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List: Kanye West Lyrics and Their Meanings for Parents of Small Children
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List: The Price Is Right Game or Slayer Song?
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Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Coworker, Who After Learning I Have a College Degree, Asked, “Why Do You Work Here Then?”

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List: Existentialist Recipes I Have Tried
by Torrey Peters (8/20/2015)

The Dictionary of Guttural Screams
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How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Interracial Hat Tricks
by Connie Sun (8/19/2015)

List: 32 Things I Learned from My Bike Ride Last Sunday
by Julie Price Pinkerton (8/19/2015)

Itinerary for the Road Trip to College with Your Parents
by Elana Spivack (8/18/2015)

Monologue: I Am the Masked Vigilante of Bud Light’s Whatever, USA
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