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A Generic College PaperNew
by Jon Wu (9/19/2014)

Norse History for Bostonians: The Prose Edda for Bostonians, Gylfaginning, Part XNew
by Rowdy Geirsson (9/19/2014)

List: Rejected Spaghetti Western Movie TitlesNew
by Nancy Stohlman (9/19/2014)

Cat Performance ReviewNew
by Kendra Eash (9/18/2014)

An Excerpt from Cabinet Magazine, in Honor of the McSweeney’s/Cabinet Combo SubscriptionNew
by Katherine Hunt (9/18/2014)

826 Chicago at Pitchfork: Twin Peaks Talks Breaking a Leg, Blu-rays and, Band AdviceNew
by 826 Chicago (9/18/2014)

William Blake, Color Analyst for the Atlanta BravesNew
by Walter Jones (9/17/2014)

A Story from John Warner’s New Collection, Tough Day for the ArmyNew
by John Warner (9/17/2014)

Testomania: Did You Go to One of the Best Schools in the World?New
by Janet Manley (9/17/2014)

So You Want to Get Into an MFA Program: A Decision TreeNew
by Rebekah Frumkin (9/16/2014)

A McSweeney’s Books Selection from In Case of Emergency by Courtney MorenoNew
by Courtney Moreno (9/16/2014)

Monologue: Alexander Graham Bell Has Had Just About Enough of Your ShitNew
by Charlie Stockman (9/16/2014)

Please Let Me Put My Disease-Riddled Hands All Over Your Baby!New
by Jeremy Blachman (9/15/2014)

Speaking for All Christians Exactly Like Me: Ten Thousand Zombies in BonnetsNew
by Jordan Jeffers (9/15/2014)

List: Other Things Sheena Easton’s Baby Takes in Addition to the Morning TrainNew
by Gary M. Almeter (9/15/2014)

A Millennial Applies for a Ghostwriting Position at a Wealthy White Lady’s Lifestyle Blog
by Max Bisantz (9/12/2014)

Best Joke Ever: Louis C.K. Exposes My Stupid Brain
by Mark Peters (9/12/2014)

Monologue: Botticelli’s Venus Wants You to Go Away
by Kate Hahn (9/12/2014)

Vignettes From Season 6 of The Wire, in Which West Baltimore is Gentrified
by Marti Trgovich (9/11/2014)

Welcoming Remarks Made at a Literary Reading, 9/25/01Updated
by John Hodgman (9/11/2014)

Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Why You Deserve a Pay Raise
by J.K. Appleseed (9/11/2014)

Please Steal My Vespa
by Lucas Gardner (9/10/2014)

A McSweeney’s Books Preview of Mr. Gwyn by Alessandro Baricco
by Alessandro Baricco (9/10/2014)

List: Online Reviews of My Phenomenal Work as a Babysitter
by Ike Flitcraft (9/10/2014)

The First Product-Launch Keynote, 1928
by Liam Julian (9/9/2014)

My Own Private Shock Corridor: Chance is the Fool’s Name for Fate, Parts 2 and 3.
by Bob Schneider (9/9/2014)

Monologue: Yeah, Well the Weather Doesn’t Want to Talk About You Either
by Sam Corrao Clanon (9/9/2014)

Missed Connection: Boys, Ages 6-12(?), Lived With Me on Nameless Tropical Island in Pacific Ocean at End of WWII
by Rachel Klein (9/8/2014)

Announcing McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s 2014 Column Contest
by McSweeney's (9/8/2014)

Hungover Bear and Friends: Fake It
by Ali Fitzgerald (9/8/2014)

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