Anonymous Hacks Aunt Patty’s Facebook ProfileNew
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Open Letters: An Open Letter to That Mother at the Park With Those Perfect DaughtersNew
by Ashley Lefrak (7/31/2015)

List: Meta Grocery ListNew
by Chris Vander Kaay and Kathleen Fernandez-Vander Kaay (7/31/2015)

Welcome to the Online Home of Gary, Indiana’s Premier Erotic BakeryNew
by Sarah Rosenshine (7/30/2015)

How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Expiration, Single LadyNew
by Connie Sun (7/30/2015)

List: 25 Words Your Kindergartner Must Know Before First GradeNew
by David Tate (7/30/2015)

Required Reading Essay Questions Written By a First-Year Adjunct Who Does Not Have the Time or Wherewithal to Do the Required ReadingNew
by Shay K. Azoulay (7/29/2015)

Best Joke Ever: Coyle and Sharpe: ’60s Pranksters Who Were a Bazillion Years Ahead of Their TimeNew
by Mark Peters (7/29/2015)

List: Strain of Marijuana or Shade of Covergirl Outlast Stay Brilliant Nail Glosstini?New
by Chloe Kent (7/29/2015)

Bay Area to Standard American English TranslatorNew
by Louis Weinstein (7/28/2015)

Composer Patrick Greene on His Two-Movement Cycle Based on the Poetry of W. S. Di Piero’s TomboNew
by Patrick Greene (7/28/2015)

List: What My Boss Is Jamaican Me Feel Besides CrazyNew
by Jess Zeidman (7/28/2015)

Notes On Your Novel
by Frank Lesser (7/27/2015)

Not So Timeless After All: Cruz, Alexander
by Ilana Masad (7/27/2015)

List: Attainable Goals for the Modern American In Lieu of Trying to “Be the Change You Wish to See in the World.”
by Rachel Klein (7/27/2015)

I’m an Expert Haggler at Garage Sales
by Jory John (7/24/2015)

Field Notes from Gentrified Places: Barry Bridge, The Art of Real Estate Development No. 1 (Part 2)
by Vinson Cunningham (7/24/2015)

List: Workplace Features of a Super-Fun Tech Start-Up, and Also Pee-wee’s Playhouse
by Joyce Millman (7/24/2015)

How to Make a To-Do List for Your To-Do Lists
by Nicholas Ciccone (7/23/2015)

A McSweeney’s Q&A With Poet Daniel Khalastchi About His New Collection Tradition.
by McSweeney's (7/23/2015)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Fracking Industry
by Lee Ziesche (7/23/2015)

An Excerpt from My Court Ordered Gardening Blog: Pickling Tips
by John Jodzio (7/22/2015)

List: How to Win at Childbirth Class
by Carla E. Bruce-Eddings (7/22/2015)

Home On the Range: Shooting Holes in an Old Idea
by Robert Lawrence (7/22/2015)

Beauty Magazine Editors Consult on the New Ten Dollar Bill
by Kendra Eash (7/21/2015)

My Signed Comedy LPs: One Comedy Nerd’s Obsessive Journey: Robin Williams
by Dan Pasternack (7/21/2015)

Monologue: Mr. McGee Sits Down With Part-Time Employee Prince to Discuss His Performance Review
by Erik Evenson (7/21/2015)

Exiting Agreement for Save Our World Today
by Gary Rudoren (7/20/2015)

Hungover Bear and Friends: Eyes Straight Ahead
by Ali Fitzgerald (7/20/2015)

List: Five Works of Feminist Literature That Make Great Kindling for His Barbecue
by Toria Sheffield (7/20/2015)

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