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Open Letters: An Open Letter to Nicole Kidman, Mariah Carey and Julia Roberts’s Circa 1990s Curly Hair
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Monologue: Your Talking Car Comes Clean
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Home On the Range: The NRA Was Here—Until It Wasn’t
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List: 17 Easy Ways to Get a Better Butt
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List: Dear God! What Have You Done to That Swiss Chard?!
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My Signed Comedy LPs: One Comedy Nerd’s Obsessive Journey: The Firesign Theatre
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