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A Fun Pumpkin Carving Tutorial!New
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Not So Timeless After All: Bemelmans, MadelineNew
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List: Other Seasonal DrinksNew
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Shakespeare’s Work EmailsNew
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Monologue: The Reality You Must Accept Upon Setting Foot in My ChipotleNew
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My Own Private Shock Corridor: Form Contra ContentNew
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Selected Art, Literature, and Film of the Last 700 Years, as It Appeared on The A-TeamNew
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Home On the Range: Feeling Really AdventurousNew
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Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: CandlesNew
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Hungover Bear and Friends: One Halloween At a TimeNew
by Ali Fitzgerald (10/27/2014)

List: Lesser-Known Guardian AngelsNew
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No One Can Tell Me What to Do—Except for People With the Proper Authority to Do So
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@thereal_saintfrancis_: Canticle of the Cool
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Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who Sell Sofas On Craigslist
by Angie Pelekidis (10/24/2014)

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Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Consider the Austin: A Review of Beyond Center Court by Tracy Austin
by Miles Wray (10/23/2014)

List: Vanity Plates the Unidentified Subject of Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” Should Consider Getting For His Next Car
by Gary M. Almeter (10/23/2014)

The Hidden Rich: Confessions of a Closeted One-Percenter
by Jane Dough (10/22/2014)

List: New Baseball Statistics
by Ezra Deutsch-Feldman (10/22/2014)

My Signed Comedy LPs: One Comedy Nerd’s Obsessive Journey: George Carlin
by Dan Pasternack (10/22/2014)

A Small-Scale Organic Farmer Wants You to Know a Few Things
by Claire Boyles (10/20/2014)

Field Notes from Gentrified Places: The Black Female Body
by Vinson Cunningham (10/20/2014)

List: Things That Needed One More Iteration Before They Were Ready to Go to Market
by Norman Birnbach (10/20/2014)

What the Terrible Psychic Said
by Dan Kennedy (10/17/2014)

Your Prescribing Doctor: Dispatches from the Psycho-pharmaceutical Complex: Subcontinental Lithiation, Part 1
by Rebekah Frumkin (10/17/2014)

Monologue: Hester Prynne Hosts a Nail Art Party
by Laura Spadanuta (10/17/2014)

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