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1. Agravain!

2. Aglovale!

3. Bagdemagus!

4. Chuffachoo!

5. Lancelot!

6. Galahad!

7. Sagramore!

8. Oompazaz!

9. Dinadan!

10. Esclabor!

11. Caradoc!

12. Ungtchypow!

13. Lamorak!

14. Huggadog!

15. Gingalain!

16. Segwarides!

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Knight: 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 13, 14, 15
Noise: 4, 8, 12
Both: 16

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