Special Achievement in Dog Acting
Most Based on a Book
Loudest Original Song
Best Actress in a Silent Wife Role
Most Animated Lizard
World War Two-iest Picture
Best Live Action Old Man
Most Downey Jr.
Outstanding Achievement in Stressful Sex Scenes to Watch with Your Parents
Most Confusing Disease in a Screenplay
Best Biopic About Worst Genius
Most Distracting Prosthetic (Face)
Most Distracting Prosthetic (Nethers)
The Martin Scorsese Award for Longest Movie by Smallest Man
Best Adaptation of a Board Game
Most Excessive Use of Black and White
Bradliest Cooper