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Place in the UK or High-Minded British Insult?
BY ANDREA DUTY
1. Loose Bottom
3. Sandy Balls
4. Flesh Shank
5. Booby Dingle
7. Hen Poo
9. Pisser Claugh
11. Dancing Dicks
Places in the UK: 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13
British Insults: 2, 8, 14
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