“Taking a sensual bath together can really spice things up for your and your man. Prepare the bathroom with fluffy towels, soft music and sandalwood candles. Once you do that, your meatloaf should be cooked through in 40 minutes.”
— Dr. Jennifer McCourt, MD

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“Need some moves? I know a guy who can help you. Randy. Randy Preckles.”
— Jonathan Grey, sexologist

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“Always pay special attention to your man’s yeenis. That’s not a euphemism or a typo. When I say “yeenis,” I mean yeenis and nothing else."
— Phil Wintons, author of Dance the Sexiest Sex Dance You Can Dance

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“Feed each. Other I.C.E. cream in (the) dark? Not being able! To see means more spilling! Witch means more licking: UP THE MESS?”
— Donna Mabel, relationship expert

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“Turn out all the lights in your home, then stand in front of a mirror. At exactly the stroke of midnight, repeat the name “Sexy Nelly” into the mirror three times. Works every time."
— Richard “Stallion” Jones, Ph.D.

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“Before sex, achieve emotional intimacy with your partner.”
— Dana Smith, sex therapist