1. Instructor explained clearly, before passing out the form, that he actually liked it when we texted in class.

2. Instructor stated clearly that his favorite student question of all time was: “Are we doing anything important for homework tonight?”

3. Instructor explained clearly that he’d never use Scantrons for instructor ratings. Instructor also made it clear that bubbles could never do justice to a human teacher (as opposed to an online teacher).

4. Instructor explained clearly that he was a little concerned when we didn’t bring our book to class, but not strongly.

5. Instructor explained clearly that he never minded when we missed class on our birthday, anniversary, or dog’s birthday, or Tuesdays.

6. Instructor explained clearly that the most important question on the rating sheet was: “I would recommend this class to another student.”

7. Instructor explained clearly that his instructions for the instructor rating sheet were more important than the actual instructor rating sheet instructions.

8. Instructor explained clearly that adjunct instructors with low ratings weren’t terminated but were, somehow, just “left off the list.”

9. Instructor explained clearly that he’d hand out the rating sheets and then sit in his car while we completed them.

10. Instructor explained that he lived in his car.