Write an Agatha Christie-style mystery where a woman leaves a room for five minutes and returns to find the keychain left on her desk is now missing.

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Write a crime thriller where a rookie police officer must testify against his partner after witnessing him stealing money from the evidence locker. The rookie is rewarded when his Police Captain writes him a glowing letter of recommendation.

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Open your story with the line: “The guilt was rising inside of me like a high tide. I knew what I had done was wrong. I needed to tell Mrs. MacMillan her keys were…”

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The year is 2392, and humans live dull lives, not allowed to access the wonders of education. Plucky 15-year-old Orion Starr and her robot sidekick, Pythagoras, must find the keys of knowledge and return them to the Ancient One or humanity will be doomed to permanent detention.

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Write a Man vs. Nature tale of a woman who goes on a camping trip alone and is chased by a bear. Describe her last thoughts, including the detail that she might have been able to outrun the bear if she had not recently lost the access fob to her gym.

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In a thrilling pirate tale, the dreaded pirate Long John Division’s favorite spyglass is stolen by a lowly powder monkey. Write a tale of redemption on the high seas where the scared swabby returns the spyglass and Long John Division shows mercy and doesn’t call his parents.

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Without the keys to her Hyundai Elantra, a woman cannot pick up her daughter’s Little Mermaid birthday cake. Write a bildungsroman beginning with this disappointing tenth birthday and ending with the daughter tragically dropping out of high school to join a TikTok hype house.

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Write an Edgar Allen Poe style poem detailing a woman’s descent into madness as she must reapply for Kroger, Qdoba, Jewel Osco, Citgo, Petco, Circle K, CVS, Office Depot, Panera, and Hallmark rewards programs.

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Mimi Rogers-Dalton arrives at her son’s house for an impromptu visit with the sole aim of ensuring that her daughter-in-law is making good use of her Destin, Florida keychain. Write an Austen-style story of manners where Mimi subtly berates her disappointing daughter-in-law for losing the precious piece of plastic that Mimi had to visit three gift shops to find because “someone had to be different and spell Amy with an ie.”

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Write down where my keys are, slide the piece of paper onto my desk, and for the rest of class we can watch a movie.