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Jesse Eisenberg
Jesse Eisenberg is an actor and author of the plays The Spoils, The Revisionist, and Asuncion, as well as the short story collection, Bream Gives Me Hiccups:https://www.mcsweeneys.net/columns/bream-gives-me-hiccups-restaurant-reviews-from-a-privileged-nine-year-old, which began as a McSweeney’s column.
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November 21, 2012Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Thanksgiving With Vegans
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October 2, 2012Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Organix vs. the San Gennaro Street Festival
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August 20, 2012Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Robert Frost Elementary School Cafeteria
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August 1, 2012Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Tcby.
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July 9, 2012Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: The Whiskey Blue Bar at the W Hotel
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June 6, 2012Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Masgouf
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May 24, 2012Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Sushi Nozawa
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February 15, 2012Jeremy Lin Has Helped Me Through Some Pretty Tough Times
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July 21, 2011A Post Gender Normative Man Tries to Pick Up a Woman at a Bar
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February 24, 2010Marxist-Socialists Jokes
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November 30, 2009Manageable Tongue Twisters
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