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Teddy Wayne
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Apartment, Loner, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Kapitoil. He writes the Future Tense column for the New York Times.
Photo by Kate Greathead
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June 5, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Heart II
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May 19, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Possession
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May 7, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Cobblers
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April 29, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Mastery
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April 15, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Taxes
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March 12, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Wisdom II
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March 6, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Oysters
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February 19, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Bridesmaids
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February 6, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Leopards
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January 27, 2014I’m a Busy Mom in a TV Commercial for Household Products
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January 23, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Price
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January 13, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Couples
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