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Teddy Wayne
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Apartment, Loner, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Kapitoil. He writes the Future Tense column for the New York Times.
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December 19, 2013Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: History
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November 19, 2013Why I’m Opposed to Liz Cheney Marriage
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November 18, 2013Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Wheels
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October 21, 2013Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Criticism
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October 15, 2013Miss Winthrop’s Upper East Side Etiquette Academy for Gentlemen-in-Training’s Tips for the Mollification of Bullies
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October 2, 2013Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Uniqueness
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September 19, 2013Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Rain
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August 26, 2013Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Supper
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August 14, 2013Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Publicity II
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July 31, 2013Dear Camp Belton Parents
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July 22, 2013Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Borders
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July 10, 2013Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Thickness
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