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Teddy Wayne
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Apartment, Loner, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Kapitoil. He writes the Future Tense column for the New York Times.
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June 28, 2013Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Experience
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June 14, 2013Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Aiming
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June 7, 2013Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Desperation
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May 31, 2013Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Opportunity II
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May 23, 2013Both Sides, Now
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May 22, 2013Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Coincidence
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May 14, 2013Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Temerity
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April 30, 2013Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Months
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April 17, 2013Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Friendship II
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April 1, 2013North Korean Propaganda Embraces Mumblecore
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April 1, 2013Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Foolishness
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March 18, 2013Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Cleaning
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