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mnemonics
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September 6, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Just finished making a massive jalapeno-jerky-avocado sandwich. Oddly… not disgusting”
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August 22, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Hey. Idiot. Give me exact change.”
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August 15, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: Most Tourists Can’t Distinguish Between the Famous Hilton Sisters and Random Other Slutty Celebrity Starlets. Paris, Nicky, Lindsay Lohan, Heidi Pratt, Whoever Else—All are Identically Classless to the Typical Foreigner
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August 4, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Hey, hotties. Can you make babies? Excellent! Message me. Baby making virtually guarantees betrothal.”
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July 18, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Britney Spears poops solid gold.”
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July 6, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Michael’s ego redefined team sports” – Magic Johnson
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June 20, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Helicopters are so stinkin’ nice!”
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June 8, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Now you see!” said Crystal. “No one likes Kanye West.” A valid point, David confessed privately. But still—freaking Crystal—she didn’t like any hip-hop besides Mos Def
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May 18, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “So, maybe this week they’ll fire Seacrest.”
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March 16, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Nothing compares—in scope, noise, and excitement—with March Madness. Some people say college sports stink. What?!?! Shutup!”
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