An excerpt from Video Killed the Reality Star, my forthcoming novel about a serial killer who terrorizes VH1’s headquarters. (SPOILER ALERT: It’s Bret Michaels.) Also, a mnemonic for the 22 cities that have hosted a season of The Real World (New York, Seattle, Sydney, Chicago, New Orleans, London, Key West, Austin, Vegas, Paris, D.C., Philadelphia, Brooklyn, San Francisco, Cancun, San Diego, Los Angeles, Hawaii, Hollywood, Boston, Miami, and Denver.)
Non-Essential Mnemonics
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In this space, writer Kent Woodyard shares all the mnemonics
you’ll never really need to remember.
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“Now you see!” said Crystal. “No one likes Kanye West.” A valid point, David confessed privately. But still—freaking Crystal—she didn’t like any hip-hop besides
Mos Def.
BY Kent Woodyard
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