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October 1, 2014This Week on As the World Tinders
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January 17, 2014An Open Letter to the Man On Match.com Who Emailed Me to Fix a Grammar Mistake On My Profile Page
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May 31, 2013You Can Copy and Paste This in as Your Online Dating Profile if You’d Like, Just Give Me Credit
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November 16, 2012Raymond Carver’s OKCupid Profile, Edited by Gordon Lish
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June 14, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: If You Like Piña Coladas
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April 20, 2012No Fear of Flying: Kamikaze Missions in Death, Sex, and Comedy: Statistically Significant
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August 13, 2010The 27 Levels of Compatibility I’m Looking For
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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