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All posts tagged
the-bible
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March 12, 2020Pharaoh Decrees: “The Plagues Will Go Away On Their Own”
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December 23, 2019What It Says About the Christmas Tree In the Bible
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December 11, 2019The Book of Job, As Told By Wile E. Coyote
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September 6, 2019I Get That This One Is Newer But That Doesn’t Mean We Have to Call Mine The Old Testament
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August 20, 2019The Book of Genesis’s Genesis: The Genesis of the Band Genesis
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April 19, 2019God, Does the Land of Milk and Honey Also Have Oat Milk?
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October 22, 2018Adam and Eve Go Apple Picking
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August 9, 2018Applying Bible Verses About Discipline to My Two-Year-Old, Who Only Cares About Watching Daniel Tiger
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June 11, 2018Biblical Craigslist Ads
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September 26, 2017Four Helpful Bible Verses for United States Senators to Tweet During National Tragedies
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