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All posts tagged
the-bible
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August 30, 2017Joel Osteen and the Ark
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August 3, 2017And God Created Millennial Earth
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April 14, 2017Bible Verses with Forced Exposition
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March 29, 2017Adam and Eve Learn of Their Nakedness
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February 17, 2017The Biblical Tale of Noah’s Ark Revised to Account for Climate Change
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November 3, 2015The Four Horsemen of Gentrification
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September 4, 2014Eve the Foodie
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July 23, 2014More Engaging Copy for the Ten Commandments
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August 2, 2013Fragments from the Ancient Gospels of “The Church of a Pretty Good God.”
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June 25, 2013God’s To-Do List, Week Two
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