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the-bible
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September 19, 2022If the Forbidden Fruit Were a Red Delicious Apple
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July 28, 2022How I, God, Made the Bible So Clear on Abortion
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July 12, 2022And on the Twelfth Day of the Seventh Month, Thou Shalt Observe an Amazon Prime Day
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June 2, 2022The Book of Liberal Genesis
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May 27, 2022On the Eighth Day, God Was Asked to Come Back to the Office Because Red Flags Were Raised with Certain Elements of His Work
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April 25, 2022The Book of Job, Revisited
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April 13, 2022Psalm 23: A Meditation for Menopause
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January 26, 2022Our School District’s New Emergency Preparedness Guidelines Are Based on the Book of Revelation
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December 17, 2020AITA for Being Mad at My Husband’s Weird Family Member for Turning Water into Wine at Our Wedding?
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September 29, 2020On the Seventh Day, God Created Parenting, and Then Parenting Created Coffee
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 31, 2024I’m Voting for Trump Because of the Things He Says He’ll Do, Which I Don’t Actually Believe He’ll Do