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May 10, 2023The Fückin’ Rad Art of Swedish Death Metal Cleaning
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May 9, 2023American Infrastructure Has Failed Me, a Farmer with One Wolf, One Goat, and One Cabbage
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May 9, 2023But Is It Bespoke?
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May 8, 2023I Know the Motive Behind Every Mass Shooting
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May 8, 2023It Was Hard to Start This New Business with the Millions I Made from My Previous Business
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May 5, 2023Excerpts from AI-Written Rom-Coms That Prove Human Writers Are Obsolete
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May 5, 2023Serving Meals to Young Children or Working in an Upscale Restaurant?
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May 4, 2023Why God Decided Dogs Can’t Live as Long as People
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May 4, 2023Yoda Botches Five Classic Jokes
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May 3, 2023If Elected President, I Promise to Slaughter Mickey Mouse
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May 3, 2023How White Men Fight, According to Tucker Carlson
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May 3, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Jennifer Grotz