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Archive
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September 19, 2007Iraq-War Cliché or New Euphemisms for Taking a Crap?
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September 19, 2007Selected Reading Materials From the Waiting Room of Albert Camus, D.D.S
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September 19, 2007Expressions for Vegans
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September 18, 2007Rules For My Cuddle Party
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September 18, 2007An Open Letter to American Express
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September 17, 2007Thomas Kinkade’s Experimental Period
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September 17, 2007Upon Hearing Fred’s Usual Suggestion That the Gang Split Up, Velma Raises a Few Issues
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September 15, 2007The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #35: Disseminations: Internet, Dandelions, Flight Paths
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September 14, 2007Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 7: I Drink the Oldest and Most Expensive Wine in My Cellar, Which Is Really Just a Room in My Basement Next to the Washing Machine
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September 14, 2007Troubleshooting Guide for Timecorp’s Vh3928 Model Time Machine
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September 12, 2007Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: No “Doormat” for Me
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September 12, 2007I See No Other Option Than to Resign as Emily Dickinson’s Rap Battle Coach