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The Stranger to Flossing

The Plaque

The Fall Cleaning

The Myth of Fluoride

The Rebel’s Halitosis

Resistance to Brushing, Rebellion of Gingivitis, and Death of Roots

A Happy Tooth

Enamel and the Kingdom

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