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All posts tagged
dentists
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May 29, 2014The Toothbrush You Just Threw Away Has Some Questions About the Seven 12-oz. Mountain Dews in Your Trash
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February 25, 2011Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Day Job: Column 8: There Ain’t No Party Like a Dentist Party, Cause a Dentist Party Has Weed and Hookers
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June 24, 2010Televangelist or Dental Product?
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September 19, 2007Selected Reading Materials From the Waiting Room of Albert Camus, D.D.S
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November 2, 2006Aaron Sorkin Visits a Dental Hygienist
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June 12, 2006An Unwelcome Confession From Someone Whose Hand Is in Your Mouth
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February 3, 20061997: The Year Tooth Whitening Broke
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November 3, 2005Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Screaming at the Dentist With Wendy K
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January 12, 2001Rhetorical Questions Posed By My Dentist That I Honestly Believe I Would Answer Yes To
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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