McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
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Archive
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March 27, 2007Jokes by Brian Beatty: Kidding
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March 25, 2007The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #32: Muscle and Flow
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March 23, 2007The Plot of an Adult Film, Ford F-Series, Told Chronologically Through Car Model Names
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March 23, 2007What I Think the Illegible Gang Graffiti That Was Spray-Painted Onto My Apartment Building Actually Says
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March 23, 2007Locations on My Person Where It Is Possible to Hide a Machete, According to the TSA Employee Who Patted Me Down at Flint Bishop Airport, in Flint, Michigan
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March 23, 2007My Interactive Call Center
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March 22, 2007How to Tell Jesus From the Antichrist
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March 22, 2007Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Exclusive Draft Advice for Those Participating in My League
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March 21, 2007Philip Graham Spends a Year in Lisbon: Dispatch 10: Nearly the Same Substance
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March 21, 2007Song For Randy Newman, To Be Sung By Randy Newman
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March 20, 2007Six Steps To Total Relaxation In The Workplace
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March 19, 2007The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #31: The Lone Figure Against the Armored Swarm