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March 23, 2007

Locations on My Person Where It Is Possible to Hide a Machete, According to the TSA Employee Who Patted Me Down at Flint Bishop Airport, in Flint, Michigan

KELLY PARKER

Under the buckle on my jeans

Tucked inside my bra strap

In my socks

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