Under the buckle on my jeans
Tucked inside my bra strap
In my socks
March 23, 2007
Locations on My Person Where It Is Possible to Hide a Machete, According to the TSA Employee Who Patted Me Down at Flint Bishop Airport, in Flint, Michigan
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