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All posts tagged
airports
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday
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October 21, 2021Due to Current Travel Mandates We’ve Decided to Make COVID-19 Testing at Our Airport a Complete Nightmare
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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January 26, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am an Airport Psychic
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November 20, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Let’s all invite an Onondaga Indian (AKA “pagan savage”) in and badger him about Jesus. Wartime atrocities aside… let’s become apostles!”
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November 18, 2010A Message From a TSA Full-Body Scanner
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June 3, 2010Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 15: Security
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February 19, 2008Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Loneliness
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March 23, 2007Locations on My Person Where It Is Possible to Hide a Machete, According to the TSA Employee Who Patted Me Down at Flint Bishop Airport, in Flint, Michigan
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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February 7, 2025More Politically Neutral End Zone Slogans for the NFL
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February 7, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Martine Syms
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February 7, 2025I Got My Dog Talking Buttons, and Now He’s Selling Health Insurance
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February 6, 2025Spines for Senators Is Now Pitchforks for the People