airports

I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports

I Don’t Have This Job: I Am an Airport Psychic

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Let’s all invite an Onondaga Indian (AKA “pagan savage”) in and badger him about Jesus. Wartime atrocities aside… let’s become apostles!”

A Message From a TSA Full-Body Scanner

Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting

Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Loneliness

List: Locations on My Person Where It Is Possible to Hide a Machete, According to the TSA Employee Who Patted Me Down at Flint Bishop Airport, in Flint, Michigan

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: Airport Kisses

List: Twenty Miscellaneous Authors from My Dorm Bookshelf, with Corresponding Airport Codes

Kai Tek Casulaties