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homeland-security

May 11, 2012

The State Department’s Official Travel Advisory for Your Mother’s House

by Karen Iorio
November 18, 2010

A Message From a TSA Full-Body Scanner

by Jesse Adelman
March 23, 2007

List: Locations on My Person Where It Is Possible to Hide a Machete, According to the TSA Employee Who Patted Me Down at Flint Bishop Airport, in Flint, Michigan

by Kelly Parker
August 23, 2004

The A-Team Resolves Lapses in Homeland Security

by Ryan Boudinot
August 3, 2004

List: Featured Attractions at This Year’s Department of Homeland Security Pep Rally

by Audrey Ference

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October 20, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
November 5, 2018

Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?

by Dan Caprera
October 31, 2018

Why It’s Too Difficult For Me to Vote, and How Many Beers I Can Butt Chug In Under 60 Seconds

by Cara Michelle Smith
November 5, 2018

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546

by Ben Parker, Kelsey Ronan, and Stephanie Steinbrecher

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November 13, 2018

So, You’re About to Turn 40: A Memo From Your Media or Tech Company’s HR Department

by Karen Lurie
November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed
November 13, 2018

Thanks for Sharing Your Unsolicited and Negative Opinion On the Internet!

by Walter Carson
November 13, 2018

Key Ring Chronicles: Pragmatic Swiss Army Knife

by Gabrielle Schueler