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The Department of Homeland Security’s Preparedness Guide for Your Ten-Year High School Reunion

At the End of the Day, Pinhead and Lady Misery Simply Had Different Definitions of “Defilement,” and That’s Why She’s Leaving The Cenobite Order

The State Department’s Official Travel Advisory for Your Mother’s House

A Message From a TSA Full-Body Scanner

Locations on My Person Where It Is Possible to Hide a Machete, According to the TSA Employee Who Patted Me Down at Flint Bishop Airport, in Flint, Michigan

The A-Team Resolves Lapses in Homeland Security

Featured Attractions at This Year’s Department of Homeland Security Pep Rally