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homeland-security

May 11, 2012

The State Department’s Official Travel Advisory for Your Mother’s House

by Karen Iorio
November 18, 2010

A Message From a TSA Full-Body Scanner

by Jesse Adelman
March 23, 2007

List: Locations on My Person Where It Is Possible to Hide a Machete, According to the TSA Employee Who Patted Me Down at Flint Bishop Airport, in Flint, Michigan

by Kelly Parker
August 23, 2004

The A-Team Resolves Lapses in Homeland Security

by Ryan Boudinot
August 3, 2004

List: Featured Attractions at This Year’s Department of Homeland Security Pep Rally

by Audrey Ference

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January 9, 2019

I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home

by Keith James
January 10, 2019

List: Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits

by Kristen Mulrooney
January 14, 2019

The Life-Changing Magic of Keeping Absolutely Everything

by Jenn Shapland
January 18, 2019

FAQ: The Status of the Shits Women Have Left to Give

by Shannon Reed

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January 21, 2019

Let Racist Boys Be Racist Boys Again

by Eduardo Martinez Jr.
January 21, 2019

We Are Devoted to Racial Equality and Progress But Now Is Not the Right Time

by Homa Mojtabai
January 18, 2019

FAQ: The Status of the Shits Women Have Left to Give

by Shannon Reed
January 18, 2019

List: How to Have a Mental Breakdown in an Open Concept Office

by Elyse O'Dwyer