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tsa

November 22, 2016

Monologue: As I Prepare for the TSA to Ravage My Afro for Weapons

by Casallina Kisakye
July 6, 2016

Monologue: I Am TSA Pre-Check. And Now I Am a God

by Jeff Loveness
November 18, 2010

A Message From a TSA Full-Body Scanner

by Jesse Adelman
March 23, 2007

List: Locations on My Person Where It Is Possible to Hide a Machete, According to the TSA Employee Who Patted Me Down at Flint Bishop Airport, in Flint, Michigan

by Kelly Parker

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April 12, 2019

Jon Snow Emails 23andMe About His DNA Results

by Thomas Towell
January 22, 2019

Poorly Researched Men’s Fiction

by Evan Allgood
April 19, 2019

The Kushner Family Passover Haggadah, 2019 Edition

by Terry Heyman
April 17, 2019

Put Aside Your Purity Politics and Embrace My Feckless Centrism

by Matthew Brian Cohen

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April 24, 2019

A Rough Transcript of Every Interview With Pete Buttigieg

by Evan Allgood
April 24, 2019

List: Popular Thirst Traps Throughout History

by Colin Heasley
April 24, 2019

I Am a Black Journalist Who’s Solely Commissioned to Write About Race-Based Trauma

by Christine Ochefu
April 23, 2019

Putting a Safety Rail Around Our Zoo’s Tiger Pit Would Be a Slap In the Face to All the People Who Previously Fell Into the Pit and Got Mauled

by Bob Vulfov