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November 22, 2016As I Prepare for the TSA to Ravage My Afro for Weapons
July 6, 2016I Am TSA Pre-Check. And Now I Am a God
November 18, 2010A Message From a TSA Full-Body Scanner
March 23, 2007Locations on My Person Where It Is Possible to Hide a Machete, According to the TSA Employee Who Patted Me Down at Flint Bishop Airport, in Flint, Michigan