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All posts tagged

tsa

November 22, 2016

As I Prepare for the TSA to Ravage My Afro for Weapons

by Casallina Kisakye
July 6, 2016

I Am TSA Pre-Check. And Now I Am a God

by Jeff Loveness
November 18, 2010

A Message From a TSA Full-Body Scanner

by Jesse Adelman
March 23, 2007

Locations on My Person Where It Is Possible to Hide a Machete, According to the TSA Employee Who Patted Me Down at Flint Bishop Airport, in Flint, Michigan

by Kelly Parker

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May 28, 2021

Firing Me for Calling the Police on a Black Man Minding His Business Is Racial Discrimination

by Bobbie Armstrong
June 3, 2021

Honest Reasons Why Women Don’t Want to Go Back to In-Person Work

by Meena Harris
June 4, 2021

It’s Great to Hang Out After Self-Isolating for a Year — I’m Not Acting Weird, Am I?

by Audrey Farnsworth
May 28, 2021

FAQ for Not Wearing a Mask

by Sarah Hutto

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June 11, 2021

Richard III Is Not Ready for Hot Girl Summer

by Amanda Kate Kehrberg
June 11, 2021

If I Moved Back to My Hometown, As Envisioned by My Parents

by Emily Delaney
June 11, 2021

We’re Only Meeting For the First Time, But I’m Going to Give You a Good, Long Hug Anyway

by Jason Garromone
June 10, 2021

My Personal Brand Is I Don’t Want to Die

by Paulette Perhach