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All posts tagged

weapons

July 27, 2017

Attention Goop Employees: We’re Pivoting

by Ashwin Rodrigues
April 20, 2015

Home On the Range: An Arsenal of Weapons

by Robert Lawrence
March 17, 2015

Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting

by Susan Schorn
April 29, 2014

Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting

by Susan Schorn
January 7, 2010

Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting

by Susan Schorn
July 11, 2007

Operation Iraqi Free Gun

by Jason Roeder
March 23, 2007

Locations on My Person Where It Is Possible to Hide a Machete, According to the TSA Employee Who Patted Me Down at Flint Bishop Airport, in Flint, Michigan

by Kelly Parker
February 1, 2006

Secret Canadian Superweapons in Development

by Wynn Quon
January 19, 2005

Making Reruns of Television Sitcoms More Exciting by Adding a Weapon

by Dan Kennedy
June 2, 2004

List of Soothing Musical Terms or Potentially Deadly Biological Weapons

by Jason McGregor

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March 9, 2023

Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors

by Ryan Weber
March 8, 2023

Honest Haikus for Women

by Emily Knapp
June 29, 2018

17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself

by Isabella Giovannini
March 17, 2023

My Irish-American Culture Is Not Your Costume—It’s My Costume

by Jack Stebbins

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by Miriam Jayaratna and Kathryn Baecht