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February 1, 2006

Lists

Secret Canadian Superweapons in Development

by Wynn Quon

Titanium Mountie

Canadarm face slapper

Ballistic beavernauts

120 mm maple-syrup mortar

Peacekeeping robot that attacks you by surprise

Bioengineered crazy lumberjack choppers

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